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Saruman telling Gandalf, "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."

Response post: "never forget when saruman literally told gandalf 'you've been smoking too much weed bro'"

Counter-response: "You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

Saruman telling Gandalf, "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind." Response post: "never forget when saruman literally told gandalf 'you've been smoking too much weed bro'" Counter-response: "You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.

13.11.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5247    πŸ” 1363    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 27
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13.11.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 553    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
If anything ever happened to our big friend, I would kill everyone around me and then myself.

If anything ever happened to our big friend, I would kill everyone around me and then myself.

every time someone expresses this sentiment (meme phrasing or no) about tutu im like. thank you. but please don't do that

13.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i have to

13.11.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

new soulsov in 10 days you have to catch up rightnow

11.11.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got it

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6 panel comic

P1: An impossibly buff Garfield knockoff (with distressingly visible nipples) towers over Jon, who is cat-sized, and lying on all fours on a table surface.

P2: Same, only now Buffield points at Jon with their right hand, and reaches for him with their left. They boom: "HUMAN"

P3: Brofield lays their left hand on Jon's back with such force, the latter begins to deform.

Masculinifield demands: "I PET YOU. INITIATE THAT SOUND WHICH PLEASES ME SO"

P4: Crushing Jon even further, The Garf lowers their head menacingly to stare at their quarry.

P5: Closeup on a panicked looking and sweating Jon, as he starts shakily singing the chorus from "Hero" by Chad Kroeger.

P6: As Jon continues belting out that absolute tune from off-panel, we go to a closeup of Garry Field, their face dramatically underlit. They let out a satisfied "bueno"

6 panel comic P1: An impossibly buff Garfield knockoff (with distressingly visible nipples) towers over Jon, who is cat-sized, and lying on all fours on a table surface. P2: Same, only now Buffield points at Jon with their right hand, and reaches for him with their left. They boom: "HUMAN" P3: Brofield lays their left hand on Jon's back with such force, the latter begins to deform. Masculinifield demands: "I PET YOU. INITIATE THAT SOUND WHICH PLEASES ME SO" P4: Crushing Jon even further, The Garf lowers their head menacingly to stare at their quarry. P5: Closeup on a panicked looking and sweating Jon, as he starts shakily singing the chorus from "Hero" by Chad Kroeger. P6: As Jon continues belting out that absolute tune from off-panel, we go to a closeup of Garry Field, their face dramatically underlit. They let out a satisfied "bueno"

10.11.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 545    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

08.11.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6231    πŸ” 2121    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 26
lida pokemon drawn over the 'i drink a lot of water i piss a lot of pee' meme

lida pokemon drawn over the 'i drink a lot of water i piss a lot of pee' meme

07.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4893    πŸ” 1344    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 41

I’m always at least a little convinced that certain Twitter users post some objectively wrong shit then put their phone up their ass to get off

07.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h
ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

07.11.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22350    πŸ” 5642    πŸ’¬ 210    πŸ“Œ 309
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friends #soulsov

07.11.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 543    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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✨Twilight Princesses✨

#TLOZ #Zelda #Midna #Zelmin

05.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 773    πŸ” 322    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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Bomb core

05.11.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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✨Reze Stickers, Magnets, & Prints SALE!✨

Only 60 Slots Available!

YEAH! You should absolutely grab yours now!
Spicysweets.org

05.11.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2018    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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please look forward to chapter 3 of soul of sovereignty on november 21st. #soulsov

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needed to see emma in something masc

03.11.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2167    πŸ” 614    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 3
Panel 1: It's a wooden doorway in a blue-walled room. The walls have white trim, the doorway has yellow trim, and the floor is a brown. Someone is yelling through the door, "THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY YURI HAPPENING IN THERE!!" In the room various noises are heard like "BAM", "SHIIIINGG", "BAM" (again), and "CRASH"

Panel 2: The yeller, now revealed to be Shen, kicks open the door with a sour, frustrated expression.

Panel 3: The people in the room are two girls in the midst of violent combat, one wielding double uzis (black dress, blonde hair, messy ponytail, bullet belt over shoulder), and the other a katana (dark green sweatpants, red sneakers, white tank top, straight dark brown hair). They are both looking at Shen, the uzis girl having just stopped firing, with the smoke still coming off her guns, and the katana girl having stopped mid-swing at the uzi girl's head.

Panel 4: Shen points at them, infuriated, his face cloaked in shadow, yelling "I SAID NO YURI"

Panel 1: It's a wooden doorway in a blue-walled room. The walls have white trim, the doorway has yellow trim, and the floor is a brown. Someone is yelling through the door, "THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY YURI HAPPENING IN THERE!!" In the room various noises are heard like "BAM", "SHIIIINGG", "BAM" (again), and "CRASH" Panel 2: The yeller, now revealed to be Shen, kicks open the door with a sour, frustrated expression. Panel 3: The people in the room are two girls in the midst of violent combat, one wielding double uzis (black dress, blonde hair, messy ponytail, bullet belt over shoulder), and the other a katana (dark green sweatpants, red sneakers, white tank top, straight dark brown hair). They are both looking at Shen, the uzis girl having just stopped firing, with the smoke still coming off her guns, and the katana girl having stopped mid-swing at the uzi girl's head. Panel 4: Shen points at them, infuriated, his face cloaked in shadow, yelling "I SAID NO YURI"

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meowto

03.11.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1170    πŸ” 223    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey so if this is true I'm cancelling my Fortnite subscription and uninstalling the game.

I encourage anyone else who cares about trans people to do the same

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Pit.

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One of those 'I started so I'm going to finish it' ones. Very happy with how it came out!

01.11.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 606    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2
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Haxorus Dual Blades

01.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1667    πŸ” 492    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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kiss your dantsu flames.. #jamd #umamusume

01.11.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 782    πŸ” 304    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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レゼ

01.11.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1187    πŸ” 351    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cafe outfit Reze from the Chainsaw Man movie

01.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5861    πŸ” 1076    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7
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The bullies in high school teasing me for my "boobs" may have been on to something.

02.11.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Two posers and one actual witch

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