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Ed Pimento

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I’m just here to read the news.

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Also, she actually produced work. Fetch the bolt cutters was one of the best pandemic albums.

04.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you, KEXP, for reminding me that I fucking love Fiona apple

04.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

The dirty jokes and dating woes shared on here are the emulsificators and detoxifiers of an otherwise uncut feed of Current Events, at least for me. I appreciate you.

04.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m an AV tech at a med school. More and more talks, papers and presentations by overseas guests cancelled every week.

You can see the collapse about to happen.

03.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Way back in the aughts, TWO bands from Columbia MO broke big and nobody believed I had never gigged with SOMEBODY STILL LOVES YOU BORIS YELTSIN or WHITE RABBITS.

My town is TINY. But scenes can contain multitudes!

03.03.2026 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My trans daughter moved away to Chicago to live her life safely. Every fucking day of my life is lonely and scary.

I am going to snap Jesse Singal's lying chicken neck with my bare hands.

03.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I really, really like boobs.

03.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Housework
YouTube video by Fishbone - Topic Housework

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRIl...

03.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seriously, I have no male friends at 52 except musicians...i.e. "work friends."

Musicians aren't any "better" about this stuff, btw, I just care enough to filter.

03.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To keep from getting "Too Online:"

Enjoy real things and actual people. Learn how to like them despite their rough edges. Accept that no REAL human action will ever be 100% satisfying. Get comfortable with uncertainty.

03.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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All these criticisms of straight guy culture...

Are fuckin' RIGHT ON!!!!

If you (like me) have never fit in to the mainstream because you can't excuse the bullshit, you should recognize! Do you have NO STRAIGHT FRIENDS because in your 30s you wouldn't aid & abet cheaters and abusers? It's a scam.

03.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm surprised nobody ever seems to like fat guys for cuddleability. Hugs, people! You think some dude who's all pecs and elbows is gonna be physically fun to smoosh?

Get you a well-padded man.

03.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's frankly pathetic how many people left of center will happily tolerate bald-faced liars if they think the liars are directionally supportive of their politics. Lying is bad, haven't we learned that? We will not win a political contest built around consequence-free lying.

03.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 316    🔁 34    💬 17    📌 1

I miss the days when you could buy a computer in a box that looked like a cow.

02.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 79    🔁 18    💬 6    📌 1

I don't trust people but I trust computers people made even less than people

28.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 42    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Stop calling the department of defense by the fake tough unofficial name the fake tough babies gave it. By statute & still by statute, it’s the department of defense. Stop accepting this juvenile garbage masquerading as accomplishments. Be an adult. Demand our officials be adults

28.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 892    🔁 195    💬 19    📌 6

Trans rights are human rights and you can fuck off if you don't agree.

28.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 148    🔁 34    💬 2    📌 0

Ear merkin.

(Which is also what it sounds like if I yawn in the middle of telling someone my nationality.)

28.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

After the week I had, I'm getting so fucking stoned tonight.

27.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 68    🔁 14    💬 12    📌 0
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Hyperion author Dan Simmons dies from stroke at 77 I went into Hyperion blind, decades ago, knowing almost nothing about it. I was never the same.

rip dan simmons arstechnica.com/culture/2026...

27.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 415    🔁 103    💬 23    📌 63
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Did a video on Jeffrey’s Epstein’s numerous ties to the cryptocurrency industry from it’s early days. @moreperfectunion.bsky.social

27.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 226    🔁 87    💬 7    📌 9

One of the most attractive and kind of hilarious things about a human being is when they have a regional accent that only comes out when they’re angry

26.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 1275    🔁 94    💬 78    📌 87

“Y’all are fuckers.”

27.02.2026 05:13 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I'll do it.

27.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Certainly we, as Americans, can find the wherewithal to get this woman a death ray! A big’un!

27.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know how hard it is to be fugly and right about stuff? AIN'T NOBODY LISTENS.

"You're on fire!"

"Shut up, uggo." (burns to death)

26.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pickle sluts

26.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 29    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

Anyway the risk profile for Platner isn’t Fetterman, it’s Gabbard

26.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 600    🔁 83    💬 17    📌 5

“Gee Angel” by Sugar is a slightly better song on that subject. I swear I’m not fuckin with you here. I love both songs and have pondered this.

26.02.2026 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0