Ed Pimento

I’m emotionally constipated.

I haven’t given a shit in months.

This is the r&b heartbreak ballad I’ve been waiting for since all the way back. Aww yea.

ogre sex could be fun

"Ogre women!
Make Better Lovers!
They will Bite Your Dick
And Hit You in the Head!"

Camp song, 1989

Ladyhawke has problems but I love it.

Flesh & Blood - Hauer and Verhoeven go medieval! Not quite fantasy and a total mess. I love it.

The Company of Wolves - Horror Fantasy, very sexy, very loved.

Two great animated fantasies: The Black Cauldron and The Secret of Nimh

SINGLE HETERO DUDES over 40:

Three to Five ladies in your demo for every guy. Not fuckin' kiddin' bruvs. Get out there.

It's a bummer. Every guy my age at these things in my town is a dude I know personally!

BENNY!

BENNY!

BENNY! BENNY! BENNY! AND THE JYEEEEEE-EEEETTTTTSSS

Balls are the tits of the taint

Excellent picture. Tight eyeliner.

Are you saying people blame "inflation" when they should be explicitly blaming "inflation narrative?"

Most engineering can be done by relatively normal people, but they don't do it because it requires interacting with the people who are currently engineers

The most effective strategy is triangulate on a shared enemy. "man, these silicon valley fucks..." is a pretty good lure.

Riskier ploy, rarely used "dude you don't hate gays, you hate HOLLYWOOD. You never say shit about gay folks in town, just the ones you see on tv."

Yes!

This is the hardest thing about trying to dig a foothold in a Red area. Getting to square one with a shared frame of reference.

Yeah, we've given little corners of our bases to like, NATO allies before. It's always been temporary as far as I know.

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

"Oh you like Frankie Beverly? You should hear Fred Hammond..."

That is the secular->spiritual switcheroo I have seen happen the most. It got me!

I’m so sorry man, but…

One thing that gives me hope is that we live in a time when we have the capacity to shoot Bobby's dick off with a laser.

It's not probable, but it is possible. And so I hope.

repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself

How would you know that?

Nope.

No, that's nonsense.

You really don't. The like and share buttons indicate (vary degrees of) endorsement, following never has.

Trump bible doesn't have Matt 25 or the 9th commandment.

Or Liberace!

You can convince 1000 people to cut their meat intake substantially (25% or more) more easily than you can convince one person to go vegan.

(These numbers are pure guesswork but in good faith)

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