frede

power wash simulator 😭

good. fuck these bastards

what the fuck man

everything you’ve ever posted about your dad is the funniest thing in the world

German public media are running fact checks on just how starving individual children are, while serious journalists propose that maybe the children are predisposed to hunger due to inbreeding (also they have low IQ, apparently). Germany unhinged is a truly terrifying spectacle.

okay werk (idk your finances but maybe consider putting in an arbeitssuchend notice so that if you need it you can request alg. you’d need to put in the notice one of these days though bc otherwise they’ll give you less money bc they’re evil bastards)

omg congrats!!! do you have sth new lined up yet or will you just be vibing for a while?

jeffrey i am afraid

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screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

jfc maybe that’s a sign to download my archives and just delete my accounts altogether now

i just happened to open the app and saw that zeke had followed me and then i saw that you’re on here now too lol

i’m crying laughing

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god i fucking know. legitimately makes you feel like *you’re* the insane person for not losing your mind over this

fursona non grata