a blue bottle of bawls energy drink
On an alternate timeline, Bawls won the energy drink wars. Bush was defeated in a landslide. 9/11 was thwarted by one guarana-infused bostonite. Musk is still bald. Chinese and American leaders toast the "The Century Of Mutual Prosperity" with a chilled Bawls. It is also called the "Bawls Peace".
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15.11.2024 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So is this a thing now
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03.07.2023 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0going fishing pray i catch a man sized catfish
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