Cranberry Sauce

guy in a rose velvet blazer, red turtleneck, and pink beret with TV caption "How grateful I am for poetry's succor"

same guy in a rose velvet blazer, red turtleneck, and pink beret with TV caption "in this time of uncertainty."

when I read a good post

in what

a selfie of Sauce wearing a black top and grey clak with a red clasp

sugar plum sauce

I'm sure somehow this is the fault of the outgoing City Manager

many happy returns

Never forget that Malatesta lived the life— exile for years, contributed to great conversations, and couldn’t help giving away free treats to poor kids

could you jackknife an articulated bus

what kinds of non-color things can you add to glass? can you make it lumpier or less shiny?

encouraged by all the "i love this book, it broke me in two and left me sobbing on the train" reviews

a screenshot showing that "Unmasking Autism" by Devon Price is checked out to me until 20251225

thank you for the little holiday gift, multnomah county library system

that rules

a beetlemoses comic. panel one, a todo list: "Peek out from behind a rock" and "Open and close mouth repeatedly." panel two, the eel completing their todo list by doing those things.

nice

Is anyone brave enough to mash up Ringo Starr's (cover of) "Only You" with Ringo Deathstarr's (cover of) "Just You"? @j-t-r-o-n.bsky.social?

maybe start recording as Simply Red

CarPlay is better about it but I'd need to buy a $39.99 dongle and i'm too unemployed for that.

Ringo Deathstarr, a shoegaze band from Texas founded in 2005

Ringo Starr, drummer for the Beatles

My car's iNfOtAiNmEnT unit uses Gracenote to identify and display album art based on track and artist info (from the mp3/FLAC files on my phone). I'm precise about tagging my tracks so amusedly disappointed that Gracenote thinks that these two are the same thing.

maybe we use the data centers to dry fruit! That worked great for bitcoin!

thankfully the smith bros delivery person still leaves dog treats like the alpenrose one did

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yes

no, i'm saying "make me dinner"

It's Time Chasers up next: go to hell, citizens and businesses of Rutland, Vermont!

This song is called "Alice's Restaurant," and it's about Alice. And the restaurant. But Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that's just the name of the song.

i suppose what i'm saying is, buy me a drink first

i got halfway through tabulating the data on this (I was wondering how to weight release year/years in my collection, and whether it'd work to run a decaying average on 'last skipped' date) when I realized i don't want everyone on the internet knowing me quite that well

Best Foods when he travels west of the Rockies

oh sorry, that was not clear to me at all

Hmmm... any hacker/maker spaces in MKE with a large-format plotter?