Lisa Cagnacci

He still hadn't looked at the menu, obvs

No, they kept coming round to take an order and he kept saying gosh, sorry, we've been chatting so much I haven't looked at the menu, while I was thinking 'I'm starving, when is he going to look at the menu', and then they came round and said sorry, it's 11pm and we're closing

England’s reservoirs at lowest level for a decade as experts call for hosepipe bans Levels even lower than in severe drought year of 2022, data shows, with water firms urged to ‘be proactive’

Hosepipe bans in a drought are very 20th century, how about an AI ban? : England’s reservoirs at lowest level for a decade as experts call for hosepipe bans www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Which is your favourite??

Love the dragon house!!

@foozzzball.bsky.social one for you!

The government would never propose changing the law so that people have the right to steal your belongings unless you have applied to opt out of being burgled. Or expect you to be responsible for checking if burglars are using your stolen items. How can it be ok to suggest for intellectual property?

Yes! I'm so depressed when I see schoolchildren now assigned to read a certain number of pages of their book as homework - I used to read tons more than that but thank goodness no-one ever told me to do so. Or I think my relationship with reading would be different and less intimate

Happy birthday Stella! Xx

the description of a computer powerful enough to play itself at chess 9 million times in one second, did not summon awe as expected, but rather an image of the end of the world; a burned planet where this device alone was still working, bunkered grimly in solipsistic forever tournament

We have to define what we mean by “AI.” Because the model that advanced our understanding of protein folding and the LLMs that churn out the nonsense slop that fills the internet both get called “AI.” And the latter is co-opting the usefulness of the former to create this exactly perception.

Omg 😂

Transport planner

Annual plea: if you're putting up Christmas lights in a public area or window facing the street, please consider setting them to 'steady' not 'flash'! December is a nightmare for those of us with photosensitive epilepsy

Promotional poster for The Purists at the Kiln Theatre

An afternoon of beats and rhymes at the Kiln Theatre today, watching a stellar cast probe the vagaries of life, love & music in #ThePurists. Wickedly funny & definitely fly, don’t miss @jasperbritton.bsky.social, Tiffany Gray, Emma Kingston, Richard Pepple & Sule Rimi hanging out on the stoop

What are we saying instead of tweeting here?? I vote 'fluttering'. Anyway, follow Jo if you for some reason want live-fluttering of our days out (also because he's quite witty actually)

Me too please 🥰

The poor cake is definitely getting a bit lopsided, I'll have to do some rail replacement on arrival

It's worth putting some time and energy into finding a day job that doesn't drain you too much and doesn't have crazy hours. Temping helped me find longer term money jobs that fitted and get a way into those roles. A regular routine helps you identify and protect your writing time.

Yes, I made him to accompany my husband @politicanimal.bsky.social on trips!

Crocheted turtle

That is EXTREMELY professional - I tend to make toys

Would love to see you!! I'm back in London so do let me know if you're visiting xx