Josh D @joshdutcher.com - Bluesky Profile

Exactly. Like, just, fuck, and also I have a martini.

22.06.2025 05:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

22.06.2025 00:47 — 👍 62857 🔁 14098 💬 813 📌 573

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

22.06.2025 03:03 — 👍 19165 🔁 4225 💬 5 📌 6

Ugh lol

11.06.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The #USMNT are going to be embarrassed at their own world cup.

11.06.2025 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

What an absolute choke job. I'm so mad at OKC right now

06.06.2025 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Me watching OKC vs Minnesota right now

29.05.2025 01:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tonight's #cocktail. My experiment with colored ice balls was largely a failure but the drink is good.

25.05.2025 04:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Question how old will my kids be when I no longer have to tell them not to put their bare feet on the dinner table during dinner

25.05.2025 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm at a car show is this anything

17.05.2025 15:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jalen Brunson is a punk

15.05.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Google feed is weird

13.05.2025 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes my fingertips are exhausted

12.05.2025 15:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Oh sure it works when I search for it but not when I upload it. What is the Internet and how does it work

12.05.2025 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh cool it didn't upload as an animated GIF and lost the entire energy of the post. Neat.

12.05.2025 15:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This motherfucker right here smashing up his computer and shit in a fit of motherfucking rage

It's 10:45 and I'm already out of coffee FUCK THAT

12.05.2025 15:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I see nothing here that can't be accomplished by an NPR reporting crew... oh.

08.05.2025 03:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We spy on Greenland? Why?

08.05.2025 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a dog like that

07.05.2025 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have that same sous vide thing what the heck are you doing

07.05.2025 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Lots of this

07.05.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi y'all just checking in to reassure you that room temperature coffee is still coffee and worth your respect and consumption

09.04.2025 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

NOT ALL OF US. Fuck that absolute dipshit.

02.04.2025 04:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100%. I'm legitimately sad about this.

02.04.2025 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sooooooo jealous. I can't wait until we get one of those. Maybe tomorrow.

27.03.2025 04:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh no my bracket

22.03.2025 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FUCK YEAH BROTHER

20.03.2025 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The setup on the concourse here at the arena is almost as good as mine at home 🤣🤣🤣 #marchmadness

20.03.2025 20:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also 2025

#marchmadness

20.03.2025 19:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hashtag #marchmadness hashtag blessed

20.03.2025 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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