@khanzukero.bsky.social
Reader of things, writer on occasion, pro-kindness, cancer survivor. Chaotic neutral. Revenant. Imagine the hashtags you want to see here.
Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!
27.07.2025 18:46 — 👍 16339 🔁 2192 💬 226 📌 154D all day!
28.07.2025 00:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No way, dogs are too nice to pull that crap.
27.07.2025 16:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#ruralamericanmedicalcare
06.07.2025 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Another friend when I’m with stomach pains. They gave her morphine and sent her home 🤷♂️
06.07.2025 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I emailed asking for a written explanation on why they feel I should pay twice. They never responded, but the charge disappeared. Good ol’ passive aggressiveness for the win.
The same hospital left a stitching needle inside my friend’s leg.
We like it bleak.
14.05.2025 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think that’s true of much of the structure of the female body.
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Wimpy from Popeye saying “I'LL GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR A HAMBURGER TODAY!”
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The Constitution says I have the god-given right to ignore the Constitution!
16.04.2025 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I blame Pitch Perfect
13.04.2025 01:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My brain has finally broken. I crave 90’s and early-2000’s pop music.
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1st frog is crying 'me, after having the audacity to eat food'2nd frog with knife 'my digestive system'
12.04.2025 16:02 — 👍 330 🔁 79 💬 12 📌 11The last thing I want to do is look at people while they are talking. If you have something interesting to say, write it down like a normal person so I can read it and no look at your stupid face.
12.04.2025 16:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How academics imagine their lives would look like if they decide to work in tech
11.04.2025 19:15 — 👍 8964 🔁 1064 💬 311 📌 287When I pictured the fall of our civilization I never realized it would look so…stupid. Just, really lame.
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Well that's disconcerting...
10.04.2025 20:48 — 👍 58 🔁 34 💬 19 📌 6“IDEAS”
10.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 6633 🔁 1337 💬 533 📌 127Do they… have tentacles?
11.04.2025 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
10.04.2025 15:02 — 👍 23347 🔁 6431 💬 364 📌 402🎯 🎯 🎯
graphic courtesy @pleightx.bsky.social
Since the '70's, yes.
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Purple Isn't Real, Science Says. Your Brain Is Just Making It Up. You might say it's just a pigment of your imagination BY ELIZABETH RAYNE APR 9, 2025
I KNEW IT
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Sciatica written in death metal way with shooting lighting red and white and a spine and hips
09.04.2025 22:18 — 👍 180 🔁 34 💬 10 📌 4I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE
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A dog sleeping on its side with some teef showing
09.04.2025 23:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best quote I've seen today comes from @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
"You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job."
PSA: Trading an “I” for a “Y” in you kid’s name does not make them cool or unique, or whatever you are thinking.
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