Jen Williams

If nick were to die, I'm going all in on adopting seniors

I blame wine, the crappy week, and no coffee.

It makes me feel suicidal. Even if my husband weren't an obstacle, I'm already working a second job to pay for care for my pets.

But french fries in tallow? Mmmmm

I'm so overwhelmed at the number of animals needing rescue on Facebook and I don't know how to make the algorithm stop torturing me. I'd love all the cats and huskies, but I can't.

I'm up and I'm moving but I look and feel like shit

It's a great tune, but I bet I can out sing him on this

Kept sending me emails.

They offered me 3 years at $3/mo for the whole deal so I finally took it.

seems like SiriusXM doesn't want me logging in through my browser, the last couple days it's been telling me my login isn't correct for the browser. My username IS my email address. I don't have any other login. Somehow I always end up logged in eventually, but geez... fix that crap.

Huge mamas boy

My dad would have yelled at you for letting all that heat go out the window

Who knew that breaking a beloved office chair could cause so much distress.

I wish my employer paid me enough to afford a different office chair, since mine broke. Of course if I were in the office they would just replace it.

He has to be cute because he's been an exceptionally difficult pet. I think if we'd lived alone without nick, he would have done much better

My dad used Tureks plumbing. Most remodel places didn't want to touch the pipes and they were from the 50s so they needed replacement

Happy 11th birthday, handsome Ollie!

I didn't watch any of it. Maybe this stupid documentary wouldn't have even existed if the Manitowoc county police weren't so stupid.

The really long extension poles can get expensive, I wonder if Martin Hardware rents stuff like that, or just big tools

Could punch anyone who tries to claim he was framed.

I painted my nieces open concept ceiling with a really big one.

Same thing. Some telescope way more than others. I've owned several of them. Definitely well worth the money. I can't believe my parents made painting so difficult and never bought one.

Like an extender? Because yes. But you can also just use a broom stick, they unscrew from the broom head and will screw onto the end of the roller handle.

Fatty cysts are too solid. Hopefully it just stays put.

My password is for some reason not saved when I open this app anymore, and I can't get it to ask me if I want to or whatnot. It's a generated password and I really don't want to be opening my password manager to retrieve it

It's in an annoying spot where I pick him up, so I hope it isn't going to grow any larger.

Nope, on his chest. Or, as his paperwork said, the brisket 🤣

Just a fatty cyst

Everything is fine, just a fatty cyst

Thank you. Everything is fine. Just a fatty cyst.