hoptimus

they sold like 5M of these things, just amazing

dude has nearly 100% name recognition, a world class mind, and can converse deeply and authentically about faith and policy

its a real shame that we're not a massive country with an entire swath of it that is politically friendly to the president AND literally referred to as "The Saudi Arabia of Wind", oh well, fossil fuels for us I guess

man, i had such high hopes for him, and I thought at first that his occasionally weird policy hangups were just a side effect of his personality, and now I think they're a side effect of his idiocy

listen, its fine, America is blessed with the greatest potential for wind and solar power that the world has ever known, and most of it will be in places that are politically friendly even to our insane and stupid president, so there's no way he can say no to hang on what's that now

WTI crude pricing has that dawg in it (deragatory)

Trump 2.0 is just going to be a revolving series of special guest star co-Presidents while his frontal lobe rots, isn't it

Lindsey feels in charge here.

It’s speaker Jeffries by June if they cannot get this under control.

gotta love that even the promo from bari's house of whimsy refuses to call him secretary of war

WELCOME TO THE BUNGLE TRUMP'S GOT FUN AND GAMES

At this rate, Mike Johnson should be worried that he won't be speaker in June, let alone November.

You'd have mass defections in the House. Johnson loses his job and his next two years turns into getting impeached over and over again.

If average gas prices go north of $5, Mike Johnson won't be speaker in June, let alone November.

"Was everyone who said 'Orange Man Bad' correct? As it turns out, yes."

or more specifically NFL officiating, but really, it could apply to the entire enterprise

the NFL, hands down

it's impressive at the number of fellow journalists that have come out in response to this and said basically "yeah, jake's a fucking clown"

trump has already redefined total victory by what he's already achieved - he's already categorizing any failures in rebuilding as the fault of the Iranians - but that is not nearly as clever as he thinks he is, and like smarter folks have said, the other side gets a turn too

The asymmetry of the value placed on human life is so striking. Israel has a goal to recover 40-year-old remains; to do so, it invades a sovereign country, and the lives of 26 Lebanese are an afterthought. Their names not even worth printing in the New York Times.

"Shield of the Americas" is *absolutely* an organization that employs a fitness consigliere

this is what happens when every graphic designer and a shit ton of AI developers fucking hate your guts

you know what the troops really like? not being marched off to war in iran so that a sociopathic asshole accused credibly of sexual assault can distract people from the investigation of said sex crimes and his terrible economic record

dear god fuck you jake

ok right but the Lion King, one of the most successful animated movies in the last 40 years, is about making your own family if the family you have sucks, which seems relevant here

literally the best thing this particular site could do is to hire someone over the age of 35 and empower them to make decisions and interact with people

my $0.02: a *ton* of this problem is because many of the boosters of this technology are either post-scarcity wealthy or under the age of 30 or both, and have no one besides themselves that is actually relying on their continued employment

this is perilously close to qualifying as a chemical weapons attack on civilians, which should earn you a one way trip to The Hague

I mean come on!

ok but does he realize that a trump presidency that does fucking nothing is vastly more popular and preferred by democrats than a trump presidency that does anything