had a dream last night that they replaced my classroom with a tree stump
the other night i woke up frantic bc i do not have 24 scissors
this is going to be a long month

outdoor lighting is ideal but im bored in the dmv

sry u know i gotta put mitto

🎶 timmy is an average kid that no one understands 🎶

car appointment today, someone else waiting is cute lol
so i sat far away hahahahaha

YES neons are so summer
next time im going pink n lime neons, was gonna paint them yesterday but i got tired haha

it does in the picture, right?? but somehow i just did not like it on idk

time to freak out for an entire month lmfao

it is mine, and by that i mean my own room, and by that i mean a classroom
✨️kitty has leveled up✨️

like am i stupid? DW is 4 years old?? why can't i beat this COW game

Games . Tower of Cows | ARTHUR | Official Site | PBS KIDS The official site for ARTHUR on PBS KIDS. Enjoy interactive games, videos, and fun with all your ARTHUR friends!

pbskids.org/arthur/games... why the holy hell is this game so hard

on the other hand my cousin's grandkids (lmao yes we that old 🫠) told me i had princess nails

it matches my water bottle
otherwise i dont like this one it was real hard to put on and idk its like too dark for my skin idk

THESE

here is a story a little tmi
i have a teeny tiny rash thing between my boobs it doesnt hurt or itch but i put on cream and then a bandaid on top so cream isnt everywhere
but the bandaid has a beetle 🪲 design
so now i look down my shirt and see a beetle and its cracking me up

pink with green glitter
i like it lots but no one else seems to
feelin like some sort of weirdo classy barbie

btw my last polish lasted 15 days with minimal chipping til the end i was in shock

i luv gold
featuring my right hand bc left pointer immediately chipped otherwise i luv this polish

work tye-dyed today lmao
orange fingers to match orange nails

i think of that one episode of the proud family where suga mama makes the bars and gets famous then puts her feet in the dough on oprah like way too often
there may be Grosser scenes in kid media but that ones gotta be up there it's stuck with me like nothing else

oof im sorry for your allergy ): i dont use gel so fingers crossed ill avoid the allergies. fake nails have so many cool designs tho, maybe i should try sometime..

as for the other thing, i dont think i did anything different than normal soapwise either but who knows

clean girl nails 💅
theyre a bit too orange from extreme angles, kind of looks like nail staining, but the blue head on is aaah
ill have to.. idk get it pinker
or well really i doubt anyone but me notices

usually polish for me chips after idk 3 or 4 days? but the most pressing issue here is that my nails grew another millimeter so the polish is making them look shorter

wow i forgot to press send HOURS ago should delete bc i know NOBODY CARES but exactly that, NOBODY CARES SO FUCK IT ILL SEND IT 🥊

1 week later... what the fuck is this made out of this is wild

i wanted to say my hands were revolting but then i remembered that also means gross
what i wanted to mean was that my hands are planning a coup

the green shift is insane 🩷💚
also my hands are dry so they're freshly handcreamed and weirdly shiny ok sorry

It me

SoOoOo KyUuUuUtE

BUNNY

oops mento to post a still