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I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

If you want a billion dollars, you should have to take it in pennies

Even putting aside the implications for the laws of war, someone who describes mass killing in this way is not well, nor is the society that empowers that person to kill.

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Courtney “Male Courtney” Bordeaux: Hold your money in front of the mirror. Now your brain sees two times the money, plus one time your handsomeness 💋

This is in fact a perfect cartoon

this Tuesday is so Tuesday that I went to post this again, forgetting I had already posted it nigh on 5 hours ago

I can’t see the blood moon

AI bros continually telling on themselves. What do they think the purpose of "academic labor" is, exactly?

This is like building a robot that does pull-ups (poorly!) and expecting to get stronger just by watching it do its thing.

The poor conservators at NARA

I'm done thinking about stupid shit on here. The New York Times op ed page. Romantasy novelists applauding 9/11. From now on I'm thinking full time about a French private investigator with a hook for a hand named Le Chat Diabolique (The Diabolical Cat) who I just made up. He lives above a bakery

I think I have this one!

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

Step 1: Bomb Iran
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Also ???

Well, it was either world war three or letting black people have jobs, so I see why people just went with the world war

Happy birthday superstar!!!

LOGGING ON

the entire pitch of Cuomo was that sure he's a loathsome sex pest but he has what it takes to stand up to Trump, and then the hot leftist starts every phone call with "what's up big dog" and gets Trump to do whatever he wants.

I love working at the closed captions factory and putting "[speaking foreign language]" directly on top of the subtitles

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Caligula has talked an awful lot about existing since the morning of the world until the last star falls from the night, but when it comes to the rising price of fruits and vegetables, his silence speaks volumes.

Yep

I downsized my DVD collection significantly over the past few years but I clung to a lot of them for the same reasons that young people are. I also still have all my original CDs.

This is what I mutter to myself when walking thru museums and galleries in awe

Sorry if I seem insane this week. It's because I'm insane

Some trees in my yard, with snow clinging to every surface. The branches are dragged down by the weight. It’s very beautiful

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

but can AI do this?? Vomits on a canvas

Just booked it home to Jersey from North Adams, MA ahead of the blizzard. Please clap