ANTI WOKE TIPS!! (parody)

A wildlife photographer just took this image. THIS is the stuff that the WOKE LIBERALS don't want you knowing about!! #woke #liberals

Augh my tummy... I must've ate a... pronouns berry...

Where did you get that opinion from, critical thought? Loser. I get all of mine from the U.S. Government

#parody

Daily affirmations to RESIST the WOKE MIND VIRUS!!

-I do NOT find trans women attractive
-I do NOT have a crush on a trans woman
-I will NOT blush whenever we interact
-I will NOT ask what flowers she likes
-Heaven is real and can be attained by paying for a sigma male online course

#pride #parody

Happy "Pride" Month? Heh, "Pride" is a deadly sin you DIABOLICAL FOOLS!!!

i will never make that overused stupid point again. context: i just got served a fist full of "gay wrath"

#pridemonth #parody

How to FIX Mario Kart World!!
-Rename to Mario Kart AMERICA and have America invade and colonize the world!!
-Rename every track after the best president TRUMP!!!
-Add elephant Daisy
#mariokartworld #woke

oh my god the girls are kissing

A few woke games to AVOID!!

1. Space Invaders. Anti invasion much?
2. Sonic. The hedgehog gives me impure thoughts.
3. Super Mario Brothers. Luigi is too homosexual. Also I don't like Italians.
4. Super Lesbian Animal RPG. I forgot why this one is woke I'll put it in the replies when I can remember

Uhm, "based"? Straight cis men NEVER get ANY attention!! EVER!! Especially us... well.. have you ever heard of an "involuntary celibate"? Yep, that's me... heh... just little ol' me in the world...

Erm "Pride Month"? They should make a month for SEXY, STRAIGHT PATRIOTIC MEN like me who can't get a girlfriend due to modern women's WOKE BRAINWASHING!!! I call it... MENVEMBER!!!
#parody #pridemonth