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Oh no. This hotels wifi says i can only connect 1 device. And has a login portal with a 32-charecter password

Your rules do not apply to me.

I shall connect my work phone, personal phone, work laptop, personal laptop, e-reader and 2 watches, thanks.

And they are always there when you want to do something fun just because it's "Dangerous", "Against the rules" or "Illegal" ... which all the most fun things are.

Crazy person

posting on social media is generally a mistake anyway

Workplace pensions can be a mess sometimes.

My most recent job, I was there for 2 years. The pension program I was in there have given me 50% of my total pension pot to date, and the job i was with for 8 years...1% of my total pension pot.

When I have to reboot our router, it's always kind of satisfying. I get a low, satisfying "Bwong" from the UPS units transformer as it comes back on. Then sits there for a second doing self-tests and eventually comes up "Self-diagnostics complete. On Utility - Green"

Well, in my country we have laws saying I can't spread his spicy pics around without his permission anyway ;)

Fucking not again

Just plugged my phone in. First thing that comes up. "Fast Charing. 5%. 1 minute until full" ... yeah I somehow doubt it's going to take 1 minute.

I just got a random text message from a number I don't know saying "You're a cunt" Which....Yeah. True.

The way I see it, it's one of 3 things

1. A friend who has a new phone and doesn't know I don't have their new number

2. A wrong number

3. A scammer trying to make sure my number works.

I dare so very easily ❤️

Can I reply with negative numbers? ❤️

a cartoon gorilla with the words grateful for you a true christian and the gay kind ALT: a cartoon gorilla with the words grateful for you a true christian and the gay kind

❤️

You know you're watching an interesting video when one of the things that gets said is "Time to commit some felonies. I love the smell of going to prison in the morning"

String. Pins.

Ofcourse you do. Of. COURSE.

Speaking as an I.T. person; Fucking WHY?! I Hate you! xD

Use the flame in the lantern to set the snow on fire.

You may need to cover the snow in petrol first.

The best kind of snowman

Is it working?

Nooooo. You must not. Just stay as one of us

One of us

Here was me thinking it was cement.

I'm sure he will let that go to his head :D

ooooooh cannot wait to see what comes out of this!

haha. oh good.

Oh good. Love her then xD

The best month.

So she's why he has an 8-pack? ;D

You should talk to @dexchopper.bsky.social he lives for this kind of thing.