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@advancedflea.bsky.social

Artist, Dog lover, Avid Reader! (Those were just the default things. When I come up with an origonal joke I'll add my own. Check back in 3023 for that.

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Well exactly! gotta leanr the rude words as a priority!

08.08.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can confirm. JP posts/retweets only the spiceyest :3

07.08.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spanish. I think i probably am getting there because yesterday I was able to read a highly offensive tweet and laugh without translating it in my head first. But I still feel like a beginner lol

07.08.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck yes lol. I still feel like a beginner though

07.08.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeaaaaaaaaah bitches

06.08.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet I know what you're working on....2 gay guys!

...carry on.

03.08.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, I don't know I think he's cool anyway, but he's a niceboi who deserves whatever he wants <3

03.08.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a technician behind our lane manually reseting our pins every time now lol. Poor bloke!

(I can see his reflection on the lane)

01.08.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They moved our lane....and it happened again

01.08.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fucking string pins pin-setters!!

01.08.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I do not know how the fuck is am supposed to convert this split xD

01.08.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a boy is sitting on a bed talking on a phone in front of a poster that says dinosaurs ALT: a boy is sitting on a bed talking on a phone in front of a poster that says dinosaurs
01.08.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't listen to her, Fin <3

01.08.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And that was pretty damn vague too. Maybe they were holding hands. Maybe they were re-enacting 2 girls 1 cup.

And then there was the horror stories. Stuff that would make Stephen King shudder and would have the publisher of "Point Horror" asking "Is everything okay at home?"

31.07.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On a personal note; I hope you don't. I like looking at your stuff. However, you gotta do what feels right for you, never mind what anyone else thinks.

31.07.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta write and publish anything and everything, apparently.

I dunno about you but I get shit on my home screen all the time thats like "Warning issued to all abc users", you click on it and it's just "use this service exactly ad you would normally. No need to do anything special" a LOT.

31.07.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hear me out on this; pic no. 1 but he's looking at someone over the top of those sunnies

31.07.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems like it was fun to draw xD

31.07.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stand clear of the doors, Please!

31.07.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It might have been a UK only one

30.07.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
MSN | Television Commercial | 2000
YouTube video by Analog Memories MSN | Television Commercial | 2000

Its a song. However im thinking of a particular cover that was made specifically for an advert for MSN

youtu.be/Mzr6pQD-dWY?...

30.07.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favourite picture will forever be the one where they are angrily flipping eachother off XD

30.07.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Home where my thought's escapin'
Home where my music's playin'
Home where my love lies waitin'
Silently for me

30.07.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True!

30.07.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaaah shit. This is the next course I have to do

29.07.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lol this first aid course's multiple choice questions lol.

2 of the options are basically "waterboard them" or "Choose violence" xD

29.07.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Oh wow. ยฃ800 per day. That must be 100% legit and there's no way this is a scam

29.07.2025 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a dude doing pushups on the changing room floor of my gym. Whynthe changing room?? There is an entire gym just the other side of the wall! With a spot just for that

28.07.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, ignore my earlier response. THIS version of THIS song.

27.07.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some people won't like me saying this, others will tell me that it's just a language model looking at how I use language and doing what a computer does; adding things up but... that is so fucking cool. 9/9

27.07.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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