Allen's Avatar

Allen

@advancedflea.bsky.social

Artist, Dog lover, Avid Reader! (Those were just the default things. When I come up with an origonal joke I'll add my own. Check back in 3023 for that.

68 Followers  |  235 Following  |  1,075 Posts  |  Joined: 06.08.2023  |  2.2622

Latest posts by advancedflea.bsky.social on Bluesky


Post image

Whenever I'm in a rush. Never fucking fails

26.02.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mostly because when I do that I'm talking about Vic

15.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess since BB is in the picture, that's Dick Greyson ?

15.02.2026 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fiiiiiiiin, put the cigarette out. That is the wrong type of fag to be in your hand.

15.02.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hyacinth's Hilarious Back-Seat Driving | Keeping Up Appearances
YouTube video by BritBox Hyacinth's Hilarious Back-Seat Driving | Keeping Up Appearances

People ask what it's like when my dad is in the passenger seat. I say "Like driving with Hyacinth Bucket"

youtu.be/0wZxcdM3KGo?...

01.02.2026 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly your reputation proceeds you ๐Ÿคฃ

25.01.2026 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bugs in a dress made SO many people furries.

And degenerates.

25.01.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol what happened?

24.01.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well I'm just thinking a UPS because they are fairly affordable and are fully automatic..power goes out, UPS goes "Clunk-whiiIIIIR-BEEPBEEPBEEP!" and the creatures are kept warm

Just with a box that's beeping and yelling at you that the mains is off lol

20.01.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you know how much power the snek heater draws? Because a UPS might be a good idea

20.01.2026 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol ofcourse that's what happened xD

20.01.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Responds to grief by having an affair" Jesus fucking christ XD

20.01.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The gayest thing in the world xD

19.01.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does this result in the top left one? Lol

19.01.2026 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Took me a while of staring at the bottom middle one to realise that Howard was laying ontop of Randy lol

19.01.2026 08:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That does look a tad bit gay ;)

19.01.2026 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turned out it was the encoder on one of the motors. The technician gave the machine a kick (physically, literally. I saw his foot come down into the lane and give it a shoeing) which fixed it...then the next frame it broke again. So they moved us.

16.01.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

Different center, still uses string-pins but for once, it's not the string-pins that are the problem lol

16.01.2026 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think i can come up with an idea that hits everything on your "will not draw" list.

Will you draw it for me? โค๏ธ

15.01.2026 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

The first time I've paid full attention to an advert on YouTube.

15.01.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‰

07.01.2026 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hola, Amigo!

07.01.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine having my name and having THIS show up on your timeline. Then having to go into the post to find out what you did to piss the internet off today.

07.01.2026 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should make every drawing 10% more cringe

01.01.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thug Dex

01.01.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh damn, I love Lauras design when she's wearing plain glasses

27.12.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent lol

26.12.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will take you up on that lmao

25.12.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dare say it does but you know when my time comes I'm gonna be blowing up your DMs lol

24.12.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know you and I have talked about this at length already but Self-publishing (and publishing in general) still scares the absolute living shit out of me. I think it always will.

24.12.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@advancedflea is following 18 prominent accounts