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why does scam likely keep calling me? idek them

who’s scam likely ?

what font is the spongebob transition screen text?

i live my life by 3 simple rules: live, laugh, love

hey cupcake!

if you find community in a church that speaks in tongues definitely keep going! but maybe don’t tithe

wendy be like “i always let my burger king go in-n-out and smash this burger all day” we get it girl but you got five guys in a white castle and had carl’s junior in a mcdonald’s parking lot, messy bitch

calling dibs early to be Velma on Halloween

what if supreme changed the ‘sup’ to ‘c’, and ‘m’ to ‘p’, then sold lil french pancakes. what would you do

what do you want from me when you’re riding my ass on the road, perhaps a balls with no cock?

I could beat Mark Wahlberg in a fight, I could beat Mark Wahlberg in two fights

weather reports are so interesting to me, girl just go outside

toast with no butter

her: “woof, bark”
me: いいこ !(^•^)!

no free sauce? we’ll see about that

nm much wbu?

ate 3 cookies

nintendo dogs, we were once🚬

i love coffee :)
do you like coffee :0

would you rather pass away or die?🧌

affirmative

if there’s one thing for certain it’s that i’m not

can chat gbt fix my GERD

everyone in first class looks like they love being in first class

always a guy in a big puffer jacket at the airport eating out of a bag of nuts he brought from home

to fart at a urinal is to be free

imagine ronald mcdonald and burger king kissing

although we’re not from the same sack, just know, i’ll always have your back. happy holidays everyone🎄🎊🎁🕎🎅🏻

no elf on some shelf is gunna fuck with ANY of MY shit this year istg

hi