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Good News: Israel has officially failed to qualify for the 2026 World Cup after being defeated by Italy, 3-0.

Bravo, Italia. The world thanks you.

Side view of a small white bunny sitting on a bed of hay and wood shavings.

Due to unfortunate circumstances beyond my control, I'm awake

A gray bunny eagerly nibbles on a slice of cucumber held by a hand while sitting outside on a sunny day.

A gray bunny rests on a black and white blanket under a table next to a green and white stool.

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

"You don't look sick." Aww thanks babe - I'll let my medical records, test results, and 3am symptoms know you said that! @thepotsiepanda

Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?

😂

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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

1 - a guy with knives sticking out of him - please help, doctor, something's seriously wrong 2 - plague doctor says 'it's probably anxiety 3 - guy with knives sticking out of him just stares 4 - plague doctor says 'and you're fat. don't forget to pay on your way out'

The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades

Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated

Assless chapstick

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Some days you get out of bed and do a thing. Some days you stay in bed and suffer for that thing you did. It's called balance.

I mean, sure, "Elephants never forget" is cute and all, but "corvids carry generational grudges" is both factually correct and _sick as hell_

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It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants.
It. Will. Move. On. To. The. Next. Group. He. Hates.

When my dog is getting weighed I make sure to take off his leash, and I know he’d do the same for me

I miss the days when the most exciting thing to happen during the week was my dad bringing home a bucket of KFC chicken for dinner.

A sense of humor is critical to your survival when you are suffering from chronic illness. Sure, you need food, water, meds, medical treatments, housing, and other stuff like that, but a sense of humor is what holds it all together when your illness is being a motherfucker.

I need a big red circle and arrow around me that says “Don't ask me how I feel or I'll actually tell you this time” like some sort of shitty clickbait YouTube video

A brown bunny peacefully sleeps under soft pink and white pillows.

Three large fluffy dogs in Canada-themed bandanas.

Anyway, I do believe it's dog o'clock

I’m a voracious reader. It’s also soothing for me.

Summer Reading List:

Gravity’s Rainbow
by Thomas Pynchon

The Recognitions
by William Gaddis

The New Jim Crow:
Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness
by Michelle Alexander and Cornel West

The God of the Woods: A Novel
by Liz Moore

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Books aren't meant to be universally adored.

If you don't like something you read, it's not personal. It's just not for you.

And, as authors, our job isn't to make ourselves palatable for everyone. It's to make our stories essential for the reader who needs it more than anyone else.

He’s just casually threatening Russia with nuclear submarines now…