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Explains why he's wearing a bolo, too.

My dick gets thicker the further back you go, so lube just makes the ring slide forward even faster.

They don't work well for me, sigh.

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Fuck you I love (US) Smarties.

You're thinking CO, or carbon monoxide. That's fatal in relatively low amounts.

CO2, carbon dioxide, is what we exhale. Gaseous waste from our bodies.

"Hi! Hey um, so that's a nice suit, is it an Armani?"
"Yes it is!"
"I thought so. So what do you do?"
"I'm a suit salesman."
"Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood." *Walks away dragging foot*

I love the way she talks in this movie.

This one looks pretty great

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Looks like these.
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Absolutely a booty to be plundered.

I'm sure it went down well. You've got a hot belly.

I think it's been ten minutes.

I can't even think of a reply. I've just been laying here, hard, unable to come up with anything.

Wait, these aren't the same thing?

More a fan of that white bile, myself.

The correct utensil is a fork.

Sometimes I like men.

Always I like dicks.

Probably assumed you were a bot or catfish.

That's what you get for being hot.

Another turtle has made it to the water!

The best costumes are the ones you have fun in.

Red Swingline!

A little bit of lube, and some hole play while getting head is so good

"When I made my first million, my present to myself was a new face."

No Mexican thought those were jalapeños

Oof

Fuck, those THIGHS tho

Thicc pickle

Well I WAS playing BallxPit, but I guess I'm trying this now.

Yep. Incredibly fit.

Mute this list. It helps.
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