Miss Ava cado

Fourth had bacon! Wahoo I won a gross and memorable experience. Anyways don’t wrap bacon bits in dollars please, gross

Third one, no bacon 😞

Second one there was another piece of bacon!! Not a coincidence. Opening the third

Update, there was a piece of bacon in this one. This is literally a drag queen treat puzzle

Received these as tips today at brunch. Unfolding them may rip the dollars, but the dollars aren’t useable like this. This feels like a drag queen enrichment puzzle. Still trying to open my first

Looking for suggestions! What do yall use for tits in drag? I’ve been stuffing a strapless bra with tights for 2 years but the shape is so inconsistent so I wanna try something else.

It really was dereliction of duty how they didn't even TRY to make an argument for this ban, in any kind of language that the audience might hear; it was just fossilized old men in suits saying "It's DANGEROUS" as if they were in a commercial for XTreme Grape Gushers about to get skateboarded over

It would be a step in the right direction, but even so you have insider information and can manipulate how shit is regulated so even then you know what you’ve invested in and have a huge interest in voting in favor of shit that helps your prior investments, it’s like swearing fealty to a company

TikTok ban got upheld unanimously by our shithead scotus. Great time to mention that most if not all the Congress people and representatives that voted yes to the ban are heavily invested in meta. We really gotta make officials liquidate their stocks before taking office. Ugh.

My cat drew this Rorschach blob do you see gay sex or 9/11

If you close your eyes Susie toots sounds like secrete nachos

Asked for career advice and was told to make a LinkedIn and personally? I’d rather chew screws and aluminum foil

God why do straight men grunt so much in the bathroom

The Microsoft surface is a clumsy, shitty thing to use as a laptop. But my workplace insists in spite of half of my job being typing

That’s me farting sooooooo much

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Well shit

Elphaba to the wizard:

Doing stuff high is not as fun as any stoner makes it out to be. Like “oooh let’s go to the theater and watch wicked high” have fun remembering any of the plot points

I don’t think I like anyone enough to join their broadcast channel on instagram

You say sumn

I’ve been on here for a minute I just was only using it for nsfw content 🙂‍↕️

You kids having fun on here