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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/

"You must read books all day!"

I miss the days when the replicator was called the food slot

I also love the idea of having a food slot in the sick bay because that's sanitary

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

The first man who, having enclosed a piece of ground, to whom it occurred to say this is mine and found people sufficiently simple to believe him, was the true founder of civil society. How many crimes, wars, murders, how many miseries and horrors Mankind would have been spared by him who, pulling up the stakes or filling in the ditch, had cried out in kind: Beware of listening to this impostor; You are lost if you forget that the fruits are everyone’s and the Earth no one’s. jean jacques rousseau, Discourse on Inequality (trans. Victor Gourevich; 1755)

I love you production assistants I love you cleanup artists I love you background artists I love you editors I love you compositors I love you coordinators I love you everyone at outsource animation studios who are the backbone of this entire industry and deserve more than they get I love you layout

The biggest problem with Andor the show has always been having to lead into a dogshit movie like Rogue One

The dad from Coraline, sitting at his computer and looking like the most tired and disheveled person who has ever existed.

Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!

rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)

Finally people have the bravery to say this. No movie looks more like a Frankenstein's monster assembled out of cut up parts by studio meddling, and it completely ruins the "Dirty Dozen" thing they're transparently trying to achieve. Great ending, *bad* movie.

Rest in peace to my LinkedIn photo I've had since high school

This Trans Day Of Remembrance, I’m happy that I’m still here despite it all and sad for my siblings who didn’t make it this far

We're back on Deep Space 9 today in a scene with Odo and Luaxana Troi (Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed). Luaxana is wearing bright red and has very blonde hair, all gussied up for something. Odo, famously smooth, is looking extra extra smooth here wearing a spicy light brown on darker brown little number. Screenshot one on Odo, caption reads,"Every 16 hours I turn into a liquid." Screenshot two on Luaxana, caption reads, "I can swim."

Alts in pic 1!

Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.

My mind has been spinning the last few days as multiple crises of journalism converged—the Nuzzi book, Epstein’s emails revealing journalists hid information, Trump berating a reporter with no consequence—and it occurred to me they all stemmed from the same source: elite impunity.

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

YouTube will let you opt out of AI upscaling on low-res videos Creators can preserve their blurry 240p legacy.

Once again I wonder why, if AI is so good, it has to be forced on us rather than being opt-in www.theverge.com/news/808717/...

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Pic 1: Crusher stands alone in a large storage room filled with many plastic bagged dead bodies laying on tables. Pic 2: Close up on Crusher looking serious, closed caption reads: [SHEET RUSTLES] Pic 3: Camera shot further out, showing three of the bagged bodies now sitting straight up behind Beverly. Picture 4: View panned out even further to show the larger room and all bodies previously laying flat are now sitting straight up.

Alt in pic 1, MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alt in pic 1, RAWWWRRRRRRRRRR!

Alt in pic 1, BOOO!

Showing Halloween 3: Season of the Witch to friends who have no idea what this movie is about

Huge thank you to the comedians, musicians, artists and writers who are just as mad and bewildered as the rest of us but are still doing their best to make life worth living for everyone.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.

Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness

Every ai video sucks because they’re never more than their prompts, you’re like ‘yeah that’s a video of a dinosaur eating chips whilst skateboarding,” but like that’s it - you could just post your prompt and it’d be the same. But every real piece of film contains MORE than just its script

100% this. “What if you could custom-order a show starring actors you want” bitch what if I was surprised and delighted by art I never expected to see or love

New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

the powers that be want you to know less about your computer. they are taking away your beautiful file pathing, keyboard inputs, considered mouse clicks, and expertise of your OS. everything will soon be done by mumbling into the open air and praying it works correctly. this is a nightmare.

i can’t believe we got another woke pope after all