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@hzl.bsky.social

sovereign of the hazeldom definitely 47 years old

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Latest posts by hzl.bsky.social on Bluesky

I've lost the posters acumen

12.10.2025 14:49 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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seems harsh

04.09.2025 23:19 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Whozel are youzel

30.08.2025 16:40 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

So you sayzel

30.08.2025 16:31 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

but I'm right here

30.08.2025 16:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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whenever I see missing pet posters up in my neighborhood for more than 6-8 weeks I just go ahead and take them down on behalf of the owner. at that point, the chance of finding them is pretty marginal and leaving the posters up is basically littering. all this for ONE cat? really?

29.04.2025 18:28 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

@hzl.bsky.social

15.07.2025 04:47 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

@hzl.bsky.social

10.07.2025 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

they're saying I don't even post here

30.08.2025 16:21 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Ha-hazel-zel

22.06.2025 03:25 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

hazel

21.06.2025 23:12 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Eyyy-zel

12.06.2025 19:28 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hazel!

12.06.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hizel

23.05.2025 22:43 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Zel!

23.05.2025 22:42 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

lezah

26.05.2025 09:20 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

hazel

23.05.2025 22:39 — 👍 32    🔁 0    💬 8    📌 0

@hzl.bsky.social we have been sleeping on this particular shirt cycle

06.05.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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whenever I see missing pet posters up in my neighborhood for more than 6-8 weeks I just go ahead and take them down on behalf of the owner. at that point, the chance of finding them is pretty marginal and leaving the posters up is basically littering. all this for ONE cat? really?

29.04.2025 18:28 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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this week at the pearl, denver's sapphic bar & cafe!
some cool bands, karaoke, a rollerskating performance, open mics, club meetings, yoga, a 4/20 party, and more!
Mon: Closed | Sun-Thurs: 5-12 | Fri-Sat: 5-2
2199 California St, Denver, Colorado 80205

14.04.2025 22:00 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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this week at the pearl, denver's sapphic bar & cafe!
some cool bands, karaoke, a rollerskating performance, open mics, club meetings, yoga, a 4/20 party, and more!
Mon: Closed | Sun-Thurs: 5-12 | Fri-Sat: 5-2
2199 California St, Denver, Colorado 80205

14.04.2025 22:00 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

It's always Hazel time. Wish we could get some Tea time, too😟

12.04.2025 10:01 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A black and white image of a clock, with Hazel's face overlaid in the center. Every time on the clock reads "HAZEL." Underneath the clock is the caption "GOOD HEAVENS, JUST LOOK AT THE TIMEZEL"

A black and white image of a clock, with Hazel's face overlaid in the center. Every time on the clock reads "HAZEL." Underneath the clock is the caption "GOOD HEAVENS, JUST LOOK AT THE TIMEZEL"

The same way I always do.

12.04.2025 10:50 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

idk, how do you think you could better contribute to more frequent hazel times

12.04.2025 03:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Why isn't it Hazel timezel more often?

12.04.2025 01:51 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

oh hazel yeah

11.04.2025 03:08 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I toured around the world
From London to The Bay
It's "hazel! Go, hazel! MC hazel! Yo, hazel!"
And the rest can go and play

10.04.2025 23:26 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Letzel goooo!

10.04.2025 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

there I am

10.04.2025 22:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's hazel time baby

10.04.2025 22:48 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 7    📌 0

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