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DA demands ‘some accountability with our compassion’ as Portland camping ban begins Multnomah County District Attorney Nathan Vasquez says criminal charges, however, likely won’t be widespread.

Criminalizing homelessness DOES NOT WORK. We've been here before. We already have a tremendous backlog of cases here, and we do not have enough public defenders to process those cases. It's also far cheaper to house people and give them beds in rehab than it is to put them in jail.

01.11.2025 16:47 — 👍 562    🔁 186    💬 30    📌 10

It's actually about 6 dollars a day so 42 dollars a week. Note that he gets a stipend of something like 79 dollars a day for food and incidentals when congress is in session.

01.11.2025 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
More on the MASSIVE Spotify Boycott
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture More on the MASSIVE Spotify Boycott

Keep your ear to the ground for organized boycotts to fight fascism. These are the small things we can do to help.

01.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this is insane.

www.kivitv.com/canyon-count...

31.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 14526    🔁 5007    💬 786    📌 326
My wife, Crystal, dressed as Batman (including a black cast on her right foot to go with her costume) and me, dressed as Robin.

My wife, Crystal, dressed as Batman (including a black cast on her right foot to go with her costume) and me, dressed as Robin.

We're staying in tonight, but here's Crystal and me in our costumes at a Halloween party we went to last Saturday

01.11.2025 01:37 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.

29.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 16446    🔁 6446    💬 378    📌 384
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Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."

29.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 27449    🔁 11813    💬 814    📌 639
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

29.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 42267    🔁 13650    💬 1250    📌 1060
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🎯 🎯

30.10.2025 13:20 — 👍 4847    🔁 2453    💬 117    📌 88

Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.

That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.

Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.

29.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 20270    🔁 7368    💬 355    📌 196
A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"

A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"

bestseller this year i hear

30.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 3118    🔁 645    💬 24    📌 28

Peach, Warrior Princess!

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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”

It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

28.10.2025 13:48 — 👍 12185    🔁 3091    💬 202    📌 70
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I've noticed this regarding the Epstein list. Anyone else?

28.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 384    🔁 122    💬 20    📌 3
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I get a real chuckle out of Republicans saying year after year they are coming up with a health care plan, but never actually showing us what it is.
Republicans gutted Medicaid. Now they want to gut the ACA too. That’s their health care plan.

28.10.2025 19:48 — 👍 1011    🔁 255    💬 61    📌 22
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World's 10 richest people are $500 billion wealthier this year thanks to the AI boom The 10 wealthiest people on the planet are jointly worth around $2.5 trillion, as AI buzz has boosted tech stocks such a

Data centers are receiving billions in state tax exemptions.

These centers, many owned by Big Tech giants, are driving up electric bills and sucking up huge amounts of water.

AI is boosting the stock portfolios of the richest Americans while everyone else pays the price.

28.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 1442    🔁 631    💬 116    📌 47
A young black cat with enormously, large ears, large eyes and rather large cause with sharp claws. Very sweet looking, as they sit in the palm of someone’s palm.

A young black cat with enormously, large ears, large eyes and rather large cause with sharp claws. Very sweet looking, as they sit in the palm of someone’s palm.

#NationalBlackCatDay

Big eyes, big ears and murder mitts; what‘s not to love? 🐈‍⬛

#Cats #Catsky #CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats #VoidCat #Cattitude #CatGoals #CatLovers #Halloween #Spooktober

28.10.2025 03:17 — 👍 99    🔁 8    💬 5    📌 0

They don't care about us. They have zero interest in representing their constituents. Republicans are responsible for everything Tr*mp is doing bc they could block him at every turn instead of licking his boots.

28.10.2025 17:05 — 👍 107    🔁 33    💬 6    📌 2
Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio
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Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean
Hannity mobile"
8:57 AM • 10/28/25 • 276K Views

Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM • 10/28/25 • 276K Views

We live in an episode of Veep

28.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 29803    🔁 5829    💬 525    📌 265
A tweet from Alex Tabarrok reads: “In case you were wondering what no kings means.” It quotes a post from Flavio Volpe, which says: “To be clear, a TV commercial is about to cost American consumers about $50B because he’s mad.”

A tweet from Alex Tabarrok reads: “In case you were wondering what no kings means.” It quotes a post from Flavio Volpe, which says: “To be clear, a TV commercial is about to cost American consumers about $50B because he’s mad.”

And he’s mad over Reagan’s own words about tariffs!

27.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 3797    🔁 979    💬 86    📌 22
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My dad sent me this

27.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 12037    🔁 2163    💬 55    📌 27
We Investigated Al Psychosis. What We Found Will Shock You
YouTube video by More Perfect Union We Investigated Al Psychosis. What We Found Will Shock You
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I... don't understand how I live in the timeline when Michael Showalter (Wet Hot American Summer) is directing
Verity based on Colleen Hoover's (It Ends with Us) book.

28.10.2025 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]

27.10.2025 17:01 — 👍 15129    🔁 6653    💬 371    📌 236

bsky.app/profile/bizz...

27.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 32    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez V @AOC
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Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn't have come in fifth.
Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_• 17h
We're being destroyed from within

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez V @AOC X.com Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn't have come in fifth. Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_• 17h We're being destroyed from within

🔥 🔥 🔥 from @aoc.bsky.social

27.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 12629    🔁 1588    💬 86    📌 155
My wife, Crystal, dressed as Batman, and me dressed as Robin at a Halloween party.

My wife, Crystal, dressed as Batman, and me dressed as Robin at a Halloween party.

The Dynamic Duo

26.10.2025 04:09 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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🎯🎯

25.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 18670    🔁 7077    💬 899    📌 321

What a strange sheep!

26.10.2025 20:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How I wish this was something that would happen at bars and restaurants with TVs.

26.10.2025 20:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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