KBTibbs seeks employment

This outfit says, "I'm sorry I can't be of more help, Detective. I simply have no idea what my husband was up to before his murder."

A clear canister from a vacuum showing about an inch and a half of fine dust and three inches of fluffier lint on top

Removing four screws from the lint trap in my dryer gave me access to remove this much lint from the dryer body. (The canister was emptied just before).

No wonder these things cause fires.

@mayannaberrin.bsky.social

I have deeply enjoyed Dispatch. I kept Coupe on my team. I liked her so much and she's STEALING TOILET PAPER FROM THE OFFICE?

The betrayal.

Okay, have a great day and thank you.

It's long past time

A sign at dairy queen stating that due to the penny shortage bills that end in 1,2,6 or 7 will be rounded down to 0 or 5. And 3,4,8 or 9 will be rounded up.

Fun rounding for our penniless future.

The question is, as members of Opus Dei would they care?

I have taken the plastic panel off the lint trap assembly on the dryer and holy hell, now I understand why there are so many fires in the world.

Like everything else in this administration... kinda and certainly with no legislation to support it.

Color image of a beach with ocean in background, sand foreground, some grassy cover in right lower corner. The sky seems clear-ish. In mid-ground near beach-water interface is a large explosion in sandy colors and also some red where untrained jackasses have used too much, and wrongly placed, dynamite in an effort to obliterate a rotting whale carcass. Rotting whale proceeded to rain upon the watching crowd and no one was injured. It is glorious.

🚨HAPPY EXPLODING WHALE DAY🚨

1/n

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If they were trying to sell bsky, they'd be beat served by expanding the userbase. Maximize potential and let the other schmuck monetize.

Devaluing a platform with no revenue would be a roadblock to a sale.

Air Bud: Golden Receiver
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Postman
John Wick

I definitely heard this in Carl Sagan's voice.

Well, ZipRecruiter just sent me an email telling me I'd be an excellent candidate for my last job.

... Thanks, man. Probably a waste of time, though.

Eventually, everyone spends time as a Summers brother.

Third hottest... so far!

There is nothing in the last 20 years of Democrat politics that suggests this is possible, let alone likely.

"Sure, we caved now, but in the future we won't have leverage!"

This image shows a six-panel comic by Kate Beaton, titled, “Every Lady Scientist Who Ever Did Anything (until recently).” Panel 1: Rosalind Franklin being taunted by a grinning James Watson while with Francis Crick, saying, “Oooh, what’s that you’ve got? Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!” Rosalind replies, “My final report.” Panel 2: Franklin corrects Watson saying, “ROSALIND.” Crick retorts, “Oh, that’s a big name,” and Watson says, “You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me -“ Panel 3: Rosalind deadpans, “Ah. I love this game.” Watson says, “Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?” while Crick laughs Panel 4: Rosalind, leaving the room, says, “Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen” Panel 5: Watson, hiding behind doorframe, watching Franklin walk almost out of sight, says, “Go, go,” to Crick, who is grabbing a paper Panel 6: Watson and Crick hold out a folder in front of their faces, showing their eyes and tips of their heads. Crick remarks, “Nice,” while Watson says to Crick, “Quit hogging”

always a good time to review this @katebeaton.bsky.social comic, gloriously entitled, “Every Lady Scientist Who Ever Did Anything (until recently)” 🧪

It sure does. But what if we turned over all high level thinking to it and gave it control over health care decisions, scientific research and law enforcement?

Recognizing 22,000 objects sounds like 8-year-old level to me.

My nephew is three and has already memorized almost all the gen 1 Pokemon evolutions.

With a rye smile, the head juror denied Sandwich Guy a club fed.

The question nobody is asking is, "Was that sub toasted?" If it was, then there's going to be a TON of shrapnel when it exploded against the cop.

"12 men ... 1 club"

"Come on, people! Be a smartie!" -- Paul
"We'd rather join the Nazi party." -- Billionaires

It's sad that no one has stopped to consider how this will impact the future women Cuomo will harass!

Were he in office, they sue for the state's huge allocation for his harassment payouts. Now those damages will come from his much smaller personal wealth. So callous!

Oh, I love my Pebble Time. It's starting to have some trouble charging and I am not looking forward to learning how to open it up to try and fix that.

Respond with the same actor as hero and villain.

If it was toasted, the shrapnel could have been catastrophic.

Whelp. That phone screen lady was very nice. Her job is to have nerds ramble nerdily at her and with me she really earned her pay.

And now that that's over, I will diminish and go into the West (to nap).

Whelp.

Now I've imagined your avatar dressed in a Union Jack dress. So, uh, thanks for that.