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ooohhh sorry, it took me a second to process. you thought development and operations engineering mommy in my bio meant that I literally have like, infant children. you're just stupid, not sexist. my bad.

what makes you say I have kids who need dinner? is it because I'm a woman or...?

youre on such a weird rollercoaster of surnames and given names in this tweet

"c-can we have a pwess pass mistew?" ass tiny tim ass babies

I do I think he even put on a nice hat on his bald head to get cozy a nice little honk shoo honk shoo sleepy cozy little outfit and I put on my little hat when I don't feel good too

they really want to send out the ruby upgrade AND the new column migration on the db with this spagetti code deploy?

y'know what sure

ahhh my favorite work activity - slamming drinks at an airport bar and approving production deploys

every single person who entertains even the discussion of compromising on trans rights is fuckin scum or on a short path to scumhood

turns out gif search works way better here TIL

rick and morty is a cartoon character that is being eaten by a worm . ALT: rick and morty is a cartoon character that is being eaten by a worm .

this app gonna be like that episode of Rick and Morty where they cleanse the toxicity out of themselves and it turns out the toxic part was their real "self"
cyberbullying is part of us now babes 😌

oh thank god I was worried this website wouldn't have people having various kinds of mental health episodes under news articles

I woulda paid a lot more attention in catholic school if they'd told me "this is the logic absolute freaks- many in politics- will be basing their decisions on"

their branding isn't clear enough. am I a messenger on behalf of milfs? or am I messaging milfs?
if the latter, I'm not a milf so are milfs even allowed to message me back?
this needs to be studied before we can all go make accounts.

if they truly believe in their heart that they must post amongst the Nazis they should really lean in and go to 4chan

you gotta start lobbying for work trips to be the week before a holiday I'm in SF next week and then my family was like "oh no you're not gonna wanna get home and immediately travel again" so I don't have to go anywhere for thanksgiving fuckin score

so like I haven't had to tune an algorithm in a minute do I just say stuff I want to see like Vladimir Lenin fancams ass ass ass tankies jokes infosec more Lenin fancams civilization V istg do not show me VI standup drugs adhd comedy bisexual commies linux gay

this place has barely any rage bait how am I supposed to feel something

avoiding serious relationships by telling the hookups im married to the international proletariat

my political position on epidemics/pandemics has been, since 2020, and probably before:

man being sick fuckin sucks and I don't wanna, it'd be cool for experts to tell me how to avoid it.

I know a certain percent of the population will get mad about it, but I still feel like maybe we should be issuing advisories about what to do to minimize h5n1 spread besides "don't farm will infected animals"

twisted tap on east ave! the burgers are great too, nice atmosphere, chill place.

so I agreed to a date tonight on the grounds that we are going to the place with god tier curly fries.

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petition to donate a great firewall to the UK that keeps them on mumsnet and out of the rest of our good wholesome internet

this place is, comparatively, disturbingly mentally well.

I'm in Twitter jail what's going on over here

I would like to formally start a rumor that flexible RDS reservations are something AWS is gonna give us

This app just feels like such a nice place, the same chaos goblin energy from Twitter doesn't hit right

O shit whaddup