RFK Jr. rushing off to get some leeches

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Sgt. Vincent La Hanna: ‘This crew is good’

20.10.2025 11:35 — 👍 76    🔁 6    💬 7    📌 1

@gerrymcbride.bsky.social the Bachelors Handbag special

12.09.2025 08:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

‘Omar coming!’

01.09.2025 20:01 — 👍 107    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

26.04.2025 09:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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Listen to your children read. Read to your children. Read alongside your children. Take them to libraries. Talk about what reading means to you & what it can unlock.
Tell them it doesn’t matter if it’s comics, magazines or books as long as they’re engaged with the written word. #WorldBookDay

06.03.2025 16:06 — 👍 5083    🔁 1000    💬 8    📌 59

One little known fact about my family is that my grandad predicted the Titanic would sink. He even went around warning everyone it was unsafe and was ignored and yelled at.

Then when it actually happened just like he said it would nobody acknowledged him because he'd been evicted from the theatre

06.02.2025 12:46 — 👍 2683    🔁 203    💬 70    📌 11

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Day 138 of January.
Time has lost all meaning.
The food abundance of Christmas is a distant foggy memory.
Meals are made from leftover Bounty chocolate from the tub of Celebrations & spiders.
Forgotten what money is.
Burning used selection boxes for heat.
Still 4 months till February

11.01.2025 09:37 — 👍 68    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 0

Repurpose Christmas cards to save money

02.01.2025 11:20 — 👍 236    🔁 88    💬 2    📌 1

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Gym Installs Confusing New Equipment To Mess With Anyone Joining In January

Gym Installs Confusing New Equipment To Mess With Anyone Joining In January
theonion.com/gym-installs...

30.12.2024 17:04 — 👍 4497    🔁 298    💬 37    📌 19

INVENTOR: Yeah, it’s called a hang glider

FRIEND: And you want me to just run off a mountain?

INVENTOR: Yep.

FRIEND: Fuck off, Dave.

11.12.2024 16:08 — 👍 269    🔁 73    💬 10    📌 0

[date]

her: I’m a chiropractor

me: *under breath* holy shit I thought they were extinct

05.12.2024 12:29 — 👍 1333    🔁 249    💬 14    📌 4

The ghost of my ancestor: 'We had eight children. Five died in infancy. I worked sixteen hours a day, six days a week. We all lived in one room. Once a year, as a treat, we shared an apple.'

Me: 'One of my app icons changed colour and now my phone feels all weird.'

20.11.2024 10:36 — 👍 74    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 0