Jessica Kagan (craves mixian 🍜)

I cannot believe we have to keep saying this but

That framework is fake! We made it up! It's not the natural order! It's not "just the way things are" or any such horseshit! It's entirely artificial and not a real thing that really exists at all!

IT CAN GO AWAY. WE WILL BE FINE WITHOUT IT.

As a girl who's limited to the human estrogen, I can't help but be jealous! 😅

there is literally nothing wrong with being trans and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist who would kill and/or enslave your entire family at a moment's notice

The only permanent solution to toxic misogyny is to genetically engineer an apex race of "super gays" to rebalance the ecosystem.

I will NOT be elaborating on this plan of action. Thank you for the consideration.

Do you put anything on them, like butter, or lemon juice, or Old Bay? 🙃

in retrospect its super funny the Bsky brain trust dreamed of a crypto bro wonderland without realizing their invitation only beta (which only the most tuned in, extremely online people could access) guaranteed a seed population of freaky communist shitposters

Gamergate is the Dreyfus Affair of the 21st Century and I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

1 thing you gotta realize is that cis people's ability to clock someone is lower than trans people's by a genuinely heroic degree. this is partially them being dumb, partially them caring less about gender, but mostly their assumption that even if trans people exist they'll probably never meet one

cis folks on HRT, you know what to do and if you don’t maybe you haven’t been listening or thinking about this

It's like seeing a new and exhilarating world take shape before you, right?

you can become mildly more annoying by responding to every "it's like a renaissance painting" with "uh, actually i think you mean a baroque painting 😏" and you'll be right like 90% of the time

For International Women Day you should read Maria Ying books since we're a team of 3 women, so that's 300% women in the bargain.

mariaying.itch.io

They say you can get breast implants made of creamed spinach now. It's for the folks who want to have saagy tits.

Geordi La Forge meme where he's saying no to "I'm pro-trans, but" and saying yes to "I'm pro-trans butt"

Mood! ...the only reason I've been able to write lately is because I'm not in survival mode as much as I was a year or two ago. 😅

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

"I think the LLM is conscious" makes a lot more sense when you realize a lot of people don't grasp the interiority of other people.

If you view other people as a series of inputs and utilities, it makes a lot of sense that you would see inert code awaiting your prompt as conscious.

There isn’t a flag redder than a straight person with “LGBTQ+ Ally” in their bio. Frankly, it’s our decision whether you’re an ally or not.

It's usually a bad sign if the world you live in is less morally nuanced than Super Monkey Ball 2.

Obscure Simcity 4 modding tools: BSC Fuckitol will scramble your installed lots and generally trash your mod list. Hope you like boxes!

What are hope, longing, and the entire cosmos, other than distractions in the age of the stroopwafel?

256? That's over seven bits of color! 😲

masturbating is crazy you just poke or tug at your genitalia and a sauce comes out

Is this a "teamwork makes the dream work" kind of sitch? 🤔

"lex is lesbian grindr"
no, lex is theyfab craigslist. grindr is lesbian grindr, unfortunately

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.