World's Goofiest Goober

Punk Zombie: *Exists*

Magnet Shroom:

' cats make great pets '

that cat is not my pet

no, that is my DAUGHTER. that is my CHILD. i am that cat's MOTHER.

I just realized I don't need to make a Halloween username for myself

I'm already 'The Accursed'.

Constellations are confusing a d thats why i beat them up in D&D

Maybe I'm dumb but am I crazy for thinking this looks absolutely nothing like a lion.

I do not understand constellations.

Good thing, too. You were this close to losing your see-

The zombies ate my brains....

Put down the seed packet, and get over here.

Stop right there, or you're getting a Locked And Loaded level

I'm gonna plant a Doom Shroom

Well let's hope the plants don't stop them!

There are zombies on the lawn!

the very first animal that we would consider a 'chicken' would have hatched out of an egg laid by something that wasn't entirely a chicken yet.

i think.

so like.. the egg came first, right?

the thoughts i have when i'm sleep deprived.

if something is even a little bit out of line.

so like, when you go to record it, how do you know it's gonna work *this* time?

how do you make a rube goldberg successfully, and record it.

like... every time you trigger and complete it, you have to reset it because now everything is out of place. and when you reset it, it could fail the next time.

so even if it's successful once, it could easily fail the next time->

- Says I'm not interested in something
- Several people like 'Oh but you're missing out'
- Said people are complete strangers who don't know me at all

Respectfully.. I said I am not interested.

who am i sending the hounds for bestie

do you think she's attracted to her own reflection in the mirror??

the moths don't look up to the radiance because she's a god, they look up to her because she's a lamp.

she's the moth that rose up and became the thing that every moth seeks to obtain....

'BuT THeY cAN K1Ll YoU'

okay?
i'd forgive them.

I've seen those videos of how people are with their pet boa constrictors

They're so precious.....

They aren't danger noodles they're noodle puppies....

Brother this isn't even low hanging fruit anymore

The fruit is ON the ground

The fruit is literally DONE decomposing

There is a sprout of a NEW TREE growing where the fruit once lay

Brother it has shed its identity AS a fruit in exchange for something greater

oh, right.

i have this account.

I will have to log onto this account more so that I will actually catch the post lmao

STARES

..... the shapeshifter's head looks like a peashooter.

i will never be able to unsee this..

It's funny how we say "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bug's family describes it differently.

i don't know why i still try. maybe i should just give up and actually disappear, and just move on to something else.