Sun out.
Runners tied.
Harry Styles playing.
Knee fucked.

Longest run in a while 😰 and it was a struggle!

Trying to find the Disco on Harry’s new album

We honestly need Nadia back on television.

Put her on The Traitors. Get her on Real Housewives Of London. Fling her around the Strictly dancefloor. Let her host BBC News!

A joy. So good to see she remains just as iconic as she was 20 years ago.

Housewives I need to see on #TraitorsUS:

🍹 Marysol
🍹 Adriana
🥂 Monique
🍊 Emily
🍊 Shannon
🍎 Sonja
🍎 Luann
💎 Denise
💎 Erika (the looks!)
❄️ Monica

This was a great season though. They just need to move away from Gizelle/Ashley being the “stars”.

Stacey, Tia, Monique, Angel and Keiarna are all equally deserving and I hope they are back next season #RHOP

People loved Karen because she was comic relief, feisty and camp.

But Karen in the the reunion this year - not good. Miserable. Negative. And, honestly, botched 💉 😧

The woman couldn’t even find Stacey sitting next to her on the couch!

We don’t need Karen back next season tbh #RHOP

Post a photo you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

amy winehouse in hmv calling the guy saying his birthday is 3rd march a gayboy

today is the only day you can retweet thi-

I know Lily is really stressing that his tour is “West End Girl”’- but not performing any other hits at all? 😞

Begging she’ll at least add “Fuck You” and “The Fear” for Hoopla.

Me @ Maura Higgins #TheTraitors

The “Normal” takeover of Dublin needs to be studied.

The shop is just … Dealz? EuroGiant? Tiger? It’s all the same.

Why are they opening everywhere? Why are they paying people to pretend to be influencers?

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West wearing that shirt and tie with them glasses in his confessional VTs #SummerHouse

Oh this is awful sad news.

Poor Mary #RHOSLC

She’s just perfect.

The chaotic episode of Drag Race in a long time, and that’s saying something.

#DragRaceUK

It’s so hard to care about US Traitors final when Rob and Eric are the two most boring traitors I’ve ever seen on any series - and all the faithfuls remaining are morons.

I’d obviously love if Maura coped on da fuck, but it’s not looking good babes. #Traitors

New drag name: Coleen Sick

I’m so buzzing for the new Jessie Ware single at midnight.

Bring on cowboy disco summer!

Oh my god this is my dream!!

Nadia looks absolutely iconic and gorgeous.

Can’t wait to watch @scottygb.bsky.social - where can I send you my list of people I NEED to be interviewed?

Does Tyra actually think that she comes off well in the #ANTM Netflix show?

She’s delusional.

She should make this merch for the tour.

Robyn and Hilary tickets secured in the last week.

Jessie tour announcement imminent.

I need to start selling feet pics or we are gonna need to lower ticket prices, pleaseeeee!

Oh I’m sure he’s very talented, I don’t doubt that.

Scott really hasn’t sold on Radio 2 this morning at all.

I’m so over Gizelle AND Ashley on #RHOP - it’s beyond mean girl energy at this stage. It’s giving old, desperate bully.

Ashley is so far up Gizelle minge since Robyn left, it’s embarrassing.

Hope Tia, Angel, Stacey are all back back next season though.

Petition to replace Pancake Tuesday with Mini Egg Tuesday.

One of the best pop songs of all time.

I encourage all the youths of Dublin to please set off stink bombs in the lobby of The Hoxton 🤗