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Dani Minneapolis

@mplsmndani.bsky.social

Childless catless postmenopausal lady, living in SoMpls with my boyfriend, happy with my choices. Agnostic, humanist, feminist, environmentalist. Save the Boundary Waters!

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The Juicy Lucy (or Jucy Lucy as Mattโ€™s bar spelled it) is a burger stuffed with cheese so you can burn your tongue real good.

18.11.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tastes like shame and depravity

17.11.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Single frame. Title: โ€œItโ€™s simpleโ€ Sussan Let at podium flanked by David Littleproud and Angus Taylor. She says, โ€œNet zero is not worth the cost*โ€ Below podium is text: โ€œ*not counting the cost of: extreme weather events; mass displacement of people from low-lying areas; increased insurance premiums; habitat loss and species extinction; loss of certainty for business; worsened air quality; lack of investment in low-emission technologies; continued subsidisation of fossil fuel industries; loss of food security; (trailing beyond frame) increase in heat related deaths and infectiousโ€ฆโ€

Single frame. Title: โ€œItโ€™s simpleโ€ Sussan Let at podium flanked by David Littleproud and Angus Taylor. She says, โ€œNet zero is not worth the cost*โ€ Below podium is text: โ€œ*not counting the cost of: extreme weather events; mass displacement of people from low-lying areas; increased insurance premiums; habitat loss and species extinction; loss of certainty for business; worsened air quality; lack of investment in low-emission technologies; continued subsidisation of fossil fuel industries; loss of food security; (trailing beyond frame) increase in heat related deaths and infectiousโ€ฆโ€

The cost.
My @smh @theage cartoon.

17.11.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 324    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

On the bright side, Iโ€™m prepared. Itโ€™s just funny that nobody else seems to be. There was plenty of information out there about what Huron actually does. Itโ€™s like Trump voters acting surprised. A year ago I joked maybe I should buy some stock in Huron. I wish Iโ€™d listened to myself.

17.11.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWhat is a womanโ€ was always a dumb attempt at a gotcha but at this point itโ€™s clearly expired

17.11.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huron Consulting has begun its work at the U of MN and today, my bosses are shocked to discover that this is about cuts, not efficiency. Itโ€™s a hollow โ€œI told you soโ€ for me.

If Iโ€™m so smart, well, would anyone like to hire me? Come ~Feb/March, my job will be either gone or unlivable.

17.11.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back up a minute. We have more in common than differences? We need to respect each other? We? Sounds like sheโ€™s all out of ammunition and thinks if we ALL call a truce she can sweep all her shit under the rug.

16.11.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see kids in my neighborhood running around free-range, playing basketball or fishing in Minnehaha creek, and it makes me glad. Real-world time is much more satisfying than screen time.

16.11.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We don't have enough people doing what they can but I am so grateful to those who are. Thank you.

Actually taking the time to make the call, send the letter, show up to the meeting, write the check, go to the protests, do actual mutual aid. Thank you.

14.11.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 568    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they come for our cannabis, it will be the absolute last straw, because how else are we supposed to relax enough to sleep in todayโ€™s world?

13.11.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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St. Paul ๐Ÿค electing women

Women will hold St. Paul mayorโ€™s office and all city council seats for the first time in its history.

10.11.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hunters Feeding Illinois

Illinois has this too. I donโ€™t like hunting either but I really donโ€™t like the number of roadkill deer Iโ€™ve seen on this road trip

10.11.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay. But can I put stickers on the bottom that say โ€œvote blueโ€

10.11.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Senator Mike Lee and Rep Pete Stauber are trying to turn the Boundary Waters into a surveillance zone.

#nature #publicland #nationalparks #politics #fdt #mikelee #epa #conservation #science #resist #revolution

09.11.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I hope you make absolutely sure that they KNOW it was you, not the republicans, keeping food on their tables.

09.11.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A desperate need for external validation, apparently

09.11.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now once again trying not to think about the lady who called blueberries โ€œbloobsโ€

07.11.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I follow a high-fiber diet to prevent diverticulitis. It works for that. Otherwise I feel no different but Iโ€™m happy for you. My favorites: tempeh, farro and kale salad, misir wot (Ethiopian lentil stew), Chana dal (or anything with chickpeas)

07.11.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What I Got Right About The Iraq War On the 20th anniversary of the U.S. invasion of Iraq, itโ€™s important for us as a nation to reflect on that conflict and its consequences. As the vice president of the United States in 2003, I was one ...

This imagined defense by Cheney ("What I Got Right About the Iraq War") from The Onion in 2023 ought to run as a sidebar to every obit that's published this week: is.gd/mzdB9j

04.11.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 201    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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The Vast Reach of Right Wing Disinformation In one of my previous essays, I explained how very much in denial most Americans are about the extent to which our nation is immersed inโ€ฆ

Yes. The problem is, most media are Right Wing now.

So many ppl hear pretty lies about T/GOP & ugly lies about Dems & vote as if the lies were true.

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03.11.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw, gross. Itโ€™s been a problem at some apartment buildings too, to the point where some managers here are using DNA testing like PooPrints to find the culprits. I didnโ€™t know whether to laugh or cry when I found out about that.

01.11.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first time I saw a doodoo baggie on the walking path I thought, โ€œwere they lost? Are they coming back for it once they find a trash can?โ€ I was that naive.

Now Iโ€™m the someone who carries the baggie to the trash can.

Sometimes this feels metaphorical.

31.10.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well well. Look who else is yelling at Democrats to dO sOmEtHiNg

31.10.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was feeling kind of bad that I hardly have any friends but this reframes things a bit I guess, thanks.

The work gossips told me who voted for Trump, and even knowing that is hard to take. They have fine personalities. I look at them now like as if the body snatchers got them.

31.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like Mary and Iโ€™m a big Loppet fan. Just got a text from Dowgwillo and Forney, but nope, my vote is already in the mail.

30.10.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why they gotta ruin everything

30.10.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of my parentsโ€™ friends used to come by with shot glass necklaces. Fun times

30.10.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember Melania clearly said in her book that she believes women should have the right to choose. Itโ€™s ok because sheโ€™s not going to fight for it. She knows her place.

Or of course, if they agree with their husbands, then they can speak out.

30.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember Teresa Heinz Kerry? Oh no, a foreigner! But they didnโ€™t really hate her until she gave speeches about her dream that โ€œopinionatedโ€ women would be seen as โ€œsmart and well-informed just like men.โ€ Conservative women set the example they want. They keep their opinions quiet.

30.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My voteโ€™s in the mail!

30.10.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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