joy 🫧 ⋆ ✧

if i had a dollar for every situation that has happened to me but other people have made it about themselves i would have 3 dollars, which isn’t a lot but seems insane that it’s happened 3 times

best roommate is having her birthday be a powerpoint party and because she has no social media i can tell all of you it will definitely be about her dog who is also my roommate and sometimes my best friend but most times my enemy

still relevant, just interchangeable people apparently (and not surprisingly)

god tw*tter really is so exhausting because i lost 3 minutes of my life going down a thread where m*n are now complaining about the term wife guy and how it’s not masculine enough

give it a REST

it must be so exhausting to create a problem and proclaim yourself as a victim in every single interaction you’re a part of

yes i did hear you loudly sighing 3 or 4 times in a row and no i’m not gonna ask you what’s wrong

“I won’t curse you, but I won’t wish you well either. I wish you nothing, and may our planets never touch again. Please be happy, please be sad, be in peace, or afflicted by your reality, please feel anything and everything, whatever it may be, do it far away from me.”

these bitches are crazy actually

can i not save my drafts on here omg

love helping the older generation with technology (my mom) because i get yelled at for not having the answers to:

“why don’t my passwords don’t match”

“why does it look like that”

“can’t you make it load faster”

HUH

finding out i’m losing muppet vision 3D

being on the Other App puts a bad taste in my mouth now. it’s working!

unfortunately, in office days are crucial for me, especially with our open office floor plan, because i simply cannot help but listen to what my coworkers are talking about because i am NOSY and full of WHIMSY and WONDER

especially if you’re talking about carly rae jepsen

hey forgiveness isn’t enough, go fuck yourself

i need to move out of this state because i need to be in driving distance of a daiso

can we talk about how great it feels to let go of toxic friendships because yikes! you don’t realize how bad it is until it’s gone and you’ve felt more peace in the last couple of months than in the last years of being tied to them

i can’t believe my little emo ass is going to see my chemical romance with evanescence omg :’)

need those holiday olipop cans BAD

the best thing besides the obvious is that i can stalk ✨ LIKES ✨ again and it’s really just because i’m nosy

oh i love it here 🥹 it’s so wholesome