@limelight62.bsky.social
Disabled woman, Fan of Charlie Chaplin, Movies. Sci-Fi. Advocate for the Disability Community as well as the LGBTQ2 Community and huge reader of many genres. Volunteer Teacher of ESL. She/Her.
2 lions standing around the water cooler. One says to the other:
“Hey did you catch the game last night?”
At first Eve's partner opposed biting the apple, adamantly.
21.02.2026 09:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?
They kaleidoscope.
If a baked potato was allergic to sour cream would it break out in chives?
20.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...
It was a broth of fresh air.
Ingvar Kamprad, founder of IKEA, was just elected as President. His first official duty will be to assemble his cabinet.
18.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Last night a man was hit by a clarinet, a violin and a guitar, policemen said it was an orchestrated attack
18.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for eight hours
18.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call a law of sculptures?
A statute
If you need a vise but don't have one, you're going to have to improvise.
16.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless
15.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Julie tried to plant some casabas, but they didn't take. She felt very meloncholy
15.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sculptors appreciate a good marble slab.
They never take it for granite.
Teacher, there's a huge lizard in the corridor!
Oh, that's just the hall monitor....
If your friend writes lyrics about sewing machines would that make him or her a singer songwriter?
14.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where do pigs post their relationship status?
On Insta-ham.
A man’s home is his castle in a manor of speaking!
13.02.2026 10:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor.
What kind of bear gets caught in a rainstorm?
A drizzly bear.
The card player felt that this tournament was the pinochle of his career.
10.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A woman applied for a job in a spice factory, but it was seasonal work.
10.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're shellfish
What's small, red and whispers?
A hoarse radish.
Sights one doesn’t want to see are optical intrusions.
09.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tom was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and ended up with the power of attorney!
09.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The chances of getting the perfect shade of bright red paint are one in vermilion.
08.02.2026 00:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers
What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter.
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
At sundae school.
I know!!!!
06.02.2026 09:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
