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@playfairdotwav.bsky.social

hi! i'm playfair (any pronouns), a computer virus vtuber who enjoys fps, rpg games, programming, playing bass, and long walks on the beach pfp by @rottenturnips.bsky.social come watch me on twitch! https://twitch.tv/playfairdotwav

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thank fucking GOD for the one button rotation in WoW my sick drugged and high ass cannot remeber how to play unholy death knight right now but i can just spam 1 and enjoy midngiht

05.03.2026 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

shoutout edwin franklin hall, thomas harold hall, and norman smith hall

03.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i need to attach a chain to my vape pen so it doesn't go anywhere like a bank pen

01.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

white knuckle is the best game i have played this year but i had the most fun with lunacid recently. me and a friend played around the same time and did a blind playthrough, it was pretty whimsical to share secrets we found

27.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fyp got me too

"so why were you green in a maid outfit on tiktok?"

22.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NOTE TO SELF DO NOT STORE JOINTS IN A BACKPACK EVEN IN A SEALED CONTAINER IT MAKES THE WHOLE BACKPACK SMELL VERY MUCH LIKE WEED

02.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the girls are growingggggggggggggggggggg

29.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when a time traveler goes backward, would the future be deterministic the second time around? i think i could say with reasonable certainty that the past is deterministic, but the future holds some degree of entropy maybe? would biff be able to use the almanac, or would random chance stop it?

22.01.2026 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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words cannot describe how spectacularly erect i am

18.01.2026 00:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i feel like if i liked beans it would be a lot easier for me to live cheaply but the texture and smell make me want to cry

17.01.2026 21:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

make sure you THINK before hitting the penretha franklin

17.01.2026 09:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

real ones remember when he made a hypno kink blog post which is maybe THE least sexy thing i have ever read. he also claimed that he trained chatgpt to hypnotize him. hope he's happy looking up from the fiery pits!

14.01.2026 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nothing will ever make me feel as good as my 2014 copy of garry's mod with over 400gb of addons subscribed to it did when i was 11. i was just jamming every last piece of bullshit i saw into that poor dell laptop and praying it didn't burst into flame LOL

13.01.2026 06:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

realizing that a lot of my hobbies boil down to new ways to play pretend with my friends

12.01.2026 22:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dunno if im in the minority here but as pedantic as it sounds i hate when people call it "coding" instead of "programming" or anything to the effect of "writing software"

08.01.2026 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

with some funky math i believe it is in practice?

03.01.2026 02:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Caught myself groaning with desire at a big jar of pickles ugghhh

02.01.2026 18:48 — 👍 306    🔁 11    💬 21    📌 1

scanning the vod of my stream today, god i must have played 45 mins TOPS of that game in a 3 hour stream, honestly can't believe i yapped THAT much and still had enough to yap at dinner and to friends now

30.12.2025 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

war thunder is hilarious every game is either five minutes or an hour and you spend the same ratio of the time doing nothing regardless

29.12.2025 15:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what if being trans is new game plus. you get to select a new origin but carry your equipment over from the previous run

28.12.2025 08:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i dooo :(

21.12.2025 08:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dude i moved my wrist after drawing something and that shit popped so loud

20.12.2025 23:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

anyone else tried prototyping in ms paint instead of figma? it's doing wonders for my joy, not so sure about my productivity

18.12.2025 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LOVE YOU DINO!!!

16.12.2025 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12 Dino Drawings (title pending)
I asked my friends to pick a prompt off of a list so I could draw 12 of my friends every day until Christmas! Day 3 is the sweetiest @playfairdotwav.bsky.social who chose toy (and obvi she'd kill it as a barbie doll)

I could yap 5ever about Playfair, ILY BUD!!!!!

16.12.2025 03:06 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

ever burp so hard you wanna weigh yourself after to see if you lost any weight

15.12.2025 07:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

did i lose whamageddon if i was practicing bass and accidentally started playing last christmas??? is there a referee i can call

14.12.2025 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a green woman in a maid outfit

a green woman in a maid outfit

my mom: "your tiktoks show up on my feed sometimes!"

me: "oh haha which ones have you seen..?"

mom: "ah haha i don't really remember specifically"

me: *bluescreens in panic*

my tiktok:

13.12.2025 20:00 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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its my birthday 👉👈

13.12.2025 01:40 — 👍 23    🔁 5    💬 11    📌 0

happy freaking birthday!!!

13.12.2025 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0