cool dude

I ordered noodles for lunch at work. I’m living large! But they weren’t ready at the alleged time when I arrived for pickup. So the restaurant gave me a free Dr Pepper! And more time chilling on break. So victories all around.

The McLaughlin/Biyombo pick-and-roll is a sign of strength; a predator feigns weakness to plant hope in its prey, enlivening mealtime.

they went to eat breakfast. The crocodile slumbers.

Submerged in the tub like the sly Nile crocodile, I watch my wife apply makeup and gird herself for daily battle.

This doesn’t mean anything

Live by the Kyshawn… die by the George

The fact that there are two Nick Caves is tough on me, personally. But it’s helpful that one self-labels, at least in part, as “Bad”

Les Wizards…

early criticism of NBA on Prime: Terrible floor balance. Blake + UD is super-redundant, and neither is a true 5 next to Dirk. I don't know if we can depend on Rooks to be an elite wing stopper at this point in her career, so who is picking up opposing guards—Steve Nash?

bros im pretty sad re: sports betting

Franny “Try That Shit Twice” Willard

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Kill the real estate developer in your brain

Every single city in the United States has some variant of the “we got two seasons: winter and construction”

I think the White House demolition discourse misses the most important point: only a deranged tyrant willingly subjects people to more construction

Bruiser Wolf Has Returned

Rolled credits on ZA. Great game. If this is the future then I’m here for it, assuming the tutorials can be pared back.

Just got accused of writing AI text in a work email. I think it’s because I used an em dash. This is gonna fuck up my whole week.

ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old

It’s actually fucking insane I am in my office and not the winding alleyways of Lumiose City

After light water boarding I admit I don’t understand the lyrics of Elderberry Wine bc I like how elderberry wine tastes more than champagne

Getting into a fight with my Gen-Z analogue by insisting that Wednesday is Speedy Ortiz-core. He’s calling me reductive and sexist. But if he’s right then that means I’m right, too. Or a version is. We’re the two hands of a stopped clock and have always been right and wrong in semi-synchronicity.

Misread a restaurant posting as having “unisex flavors” and I wanna try that

Play date with the lads tonight, very excited.

They don’t let you play Nintendo Switch 2 in lockup

Honestly the problem is that I’m too proficient a martial artist. Inevitably, id triumph in the conflict and then I’d probably have to fight some kinda uber-finance bro (Crypto-Krillionaire?) and that would be a whole thing.

To be clear re: the inimitable quoted poster, the first 10-15 runs was just them beating my ass.

Starting a fight with the finance bros who work across the floor so they beat me up so I go home and play Pokémon.

My goodness am I excited for Pokémon

One of the best recent “oh I get it now” moments in gaming. Incredible game, when it sings

arancini