John1974

A tuxedo cat dressed with bat wings for Halloween, standing proudly with a serious look.

Bat Uni returns this year! :3

Dear Donald Trump

Please hurry up and die.

Thankyou for your attention to this matter.

Humanity

New ones needed - I hope fun was had 😂😘😜

Checking up on me 🥰🥰🥰

I swear over the last week Liverpool FC have been determined to make me ill - I have manflu and they are not helping 🤬🤬🤬

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Ok Liverpool - I feel like crap, have been laid up most of the day so please beat Chelski and aid my recovery

😂😂😂

This was fun 😂😂😂

Hoping to wake up tomorrow to the most eagerly awaited obituary since 1945

Next task in the House Move Unpacking Saga

Well these two have done fuck all to help with the unpacking 🥰🥰😂😂

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Moving day is upon us

When you’re really looking forward to boiled eggs for breakfast but you’ve packed your egg pan…

#Livinginabox

Power of positive thinking; love it! 😂😂

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Apparently the Rapture is going to happen this Tuesday…

I think we will still go ahead with the house move on Friday and next weeks residential

But if every single Trump, Putin and Netanyahu supporter can be taken that would be great

@amidlifecrisis.bsky.social hope you’ve had a well earned relaxing day

I’d forgotten how stressful packing can be. The house is currently boxes. Relaxation is a very distant memory and we have 10 year old who is performing heroics in staying (relatively) regulated 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Role on next Friday😂😂😖😖

This was bloody hilarious 😂😂😂

Anyone that claims to have a modicum of any of the following and still supports Trump / MAGA is a cultist and a fascist:

- morality
- humanity
- decency
- faith
- intellect
- education
- spine
- vision

Please Donald, hurry up and die you bloviated orange cockwomble

Sincerely

Humanity

The twats!! 🤬🤬🤬

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It’s Derby Day in Liverpool. Come on @lfcr.bsky.social

Wonder what I want to eat now…😂😂

Good to know it’s not just me 😂😂👋👋

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But it all tasted soooooo good

Every school staff room should have this 😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏

Dear Republican Party

What happened to those family values and moral and religious principles you once claimed to espouse?

You fucking hypocritical bastards

I hope you burn in hell

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RIP to the legend Robert Redford

A life well lived both on and off screen

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While the Bloviated Orange Cockwomble (BOCUS) is in the UK I recommend that we send him on a boat trip on Loch Ness and hope Nessie does the business