JoeyTales 🦦

well i'll just be over here pottering about catching some critters until the new update comes out 🦋

who wants to join the animal crossing renaissance with me 🍃

Screenshot of Pokémon mystery dungeon showing a Bidoof talking to a Jirachi. Jirachi asks Bidoof “To sleep well! Is this truly what you want?”

yes

i'm NOT ok

Just finished up a D&D session.

We found out that our DM replaced one of our players with a doppleganger SIX MONTHS AGO, and this player has been playing with a different character sheet, secretly gaslighting, influencing us, and sabotaging the party at every turn. wtf.

Love this game <3

Picture of a persona holding a slowpoke plush in a promotional picture

here, take this

This is an image of Darkrai with the words I'M GAY written

i love them ❤️

screenshot of oshawott sitting in his pokeball in the Pokémon manga looking waiting to be picked

Oshawott sitting in his pokeball

I would love Pokémon Champions to let us freely edit EVs, IVs, Natures, Abilities, moves, & held items! I just want to learn how to battle competitively without having to go through the grind of building a competitive Pokémon team!

Make it as accessible as possible!

After watching it a second time, I am excited for Z-A! I'm very interested to see how the battling works!

Also YAY new Pokémon Concierge!

I'm going to be watching it on stream if anyone fancies joining!

a cartoon otter is smiling and dancing in the grass ALT: a cartoon otter is smiling and dancing in the grass

Happy Pokémon Day! ✨

I'm so excited for the Pokémon Presents later!! Pokémon Virtual Console and a new cosy game please!

I am being mocked for my choccy milk in a goblet... but it is the drink of kings, and therefore deserves a goblet

I'm adding it to my list!

Bookshops & Bonedust was GREAT Travis Baldree has done it again!! I need Brigands & Breadknives like our lil fella Potroast needs baked goods

yes I'm using BlueSky again after an inexplicable month away

maybe I'm just a mysterious person who does things like that, or maybe it was January, it is what it is!

this is a very 1am thought/regret isn't it

I went to a bookshop with mystery books (they were wrapped up in brown paper with brief descriptions so it's a surprise) and I didn't buy a mystery book. Now I'm thinking about all that could have been... I'm a fool!!

this is deeply unsettling because I remember feeling like scene was for people younger than me when it first became a thing 😭

menacing but also probably true

Happy heckin birthday Hecky!! 🎉

Bernie Wrightson, from Cycle of the Werewolf, 1983

i don't think i would say my approach is analytical but i do think some things bother me way more than other people 😅 particularly just like the quality of the writing, i read a lot of glowing reviews that just talk about the story and i'm like... how are you not mentioning the awful dialogue

i think that could describe anything within 4-5 for me! i'm also pretty good at knowing what i'll like and it's very rare i'll rate something under 3* unless it's from the book club 😅

for me it's basically:
1* hated
2* disliked
3* liked
4* loved
5* i am not the same after reading this book

i think a lot of people see 3* and think it's negative but to me, a 3* is a good book! so it might just be that you see stars differently! idk! you can rate however you want!

Digital illustration set in winter. A barn owl is standing on a small wooden post. On it's back is a mouse wearing a red tunic with a fuzzy white trim along with a helmet with a yellow tassel. The mouse is aiming a red bow. Pampas grass isblowing in the foreground.

Mouse Archer on a Barn Owl ❄️

this time of year is a bit naff innit i've had enough

Aleksander Lindeberg (1917-2015)