Colleen

My daughter (14) sold me on KPOP DEMON HUNTERS on Netflix as "imagine if the Trollhunters cartoon and the Pitch Perfect movies had a baby."

Watched last night. Can confirm the accuracy.

Picky eater list hightlighting bleu cheese, all seafood items, liver, olives

I am "hard no" under a very specific flavor profile of funky/fishy. I didn't include items I don't prefer -- like beets -- because I will occasionally eat them in some preparations.

I know this feel.

Yours is the correct take. My reaction: It's just pure bleach.

Take 5 is trash candy perfection. In this essay, I will...

I remember when my friends and I were new law grads & a pal sent a group text declaring he had just "won" a deposition. I (still have) never conducted a dep so I was like ... how is this possible?

P said he FOR SURE fell on other D's property and NOT pal's client's.

I'd call that a win🤣

The book is always better unless it's Lord of the Rings.

- My daughrer A, age 14

Don't give 'em any ideas.

Nailed it.

Reading this in an airport about to board a southwest flight is a wild experience, I'll tell you what.

Every website when visited on mobile: Download! Our! App!
Me: No.
EW: We will become bad and hard to use!
Me: I used the internet in the 1990s. You cannot be bad in any way that is a deterrent to me.
EW: We will not work!
Me: I used the internet in the 2010s. The loss of a website can’t break me.

My girls are at camp for two weeks -- no tech!! no phones!! -- so I am doing daily duolingo lessons on two accounts to keep their streaks alive.

There is no war.

😱😱😱😶‍🌫️🫥💀

1-5 ... I keep tiktok but it's no longer on a homescreen. I know I should delete but...

SIRENS on Netflix was pretty solid TV.

The words "pure applesauce" do not appear in either decision.

Shout out to the DJ at the firework show who did NOT play Born in the USA, Lee Greenwood, or Toby Keith. It was Whitney, Ray Charles, Miley, Kool and the Gang, Pharrell, Black Eyed Peas...

a woman is singing into a microphone in front of a choir ALT: a woman is singing into a microphone in front of a choir

This version of We are Family at the town fireworks show is giving GLEE vibes ... in the "wrong person is singing lead" way.

"Y'all just trot me out at the end of every number so I can wail on the last note. How is that okay?"

Judtice for Mercedes

At least 5...

The Little Mermaid
Lady and the Tramp
Clue

Under these oppressive heat advisories, experts strongly suggest putting your toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world, cold beer in your hand.

Absolutely.

I like Scooter for Mancuso... "My Morse is so rusty I could be sending hom dimensions on the playmate of the month."

Oh, Sam the Eagle as Sam Neil.

I like Fozzie as Greer -- hear all the James Earl Jones lines as him?

Kermit as Ramius
Gonzo as Ryan
Rowlf as Jonesy
Swedish Chef as saboteur

And I've sold myself on the idea of Piggy as the alfa sub captain sent after Ramius.

Still haven't cast Mancuso...

In this thread, we are casting Muppet Hunt for Red October (Tim Curry as the human).

I want Piggy to have a bigger role, so obviously it's Pepe the Prawn as National Security Advisor.

Piggy is EITHER Capt. of the alfa-class sub sent to take down Red October (former student / love intetest of Kermit/Ramius).

OR she's Fred Thompson's Admiral character...

I've been thinking about this since last night LOL

Admiral Greer (Fozzy): The torpedo did not self destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I was never here.

Jones (Rowlf): "Crazy Ivan" / the only thing you can do is go dead and make like a hole in the water...