Colleen

Oof the worst

I'm just a shy guy looking for a two ply hefty bag to hold my-y-y love.

Huzzah!!!

Hellmo fire with the text SANCTIONS FOR EVERYONE

Recommended @badlawyerpod.bsky.social today when someone asked whether, in 2026, an attorney should know better than to use Generative AI uncritically in their court filings.

Yes. Yes they damn well should.

Same with Al Roker.

a cartoon of spongebob squarepants holding a hammer and a box in his hands . Alt: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants burying self in sand

NOPE

N O P E

two women are standing in a living room and one of them says that 's not how this works Alt: two women are standing in a living room and one of them says that 's not how this works

Yes, the words say that.

Yes, you could read it that way.

But also, c'mon man!

a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper that says you are technically correct ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper that says you are technically correct

I hate when someone is "technically correct" only if you disregard the way humans communicate and common sense.

Lawyers, man.

I am in this post and I don't like it.

We were having a full debate about that lol

the set design and choreography was so beautiful that it was irrelevant that I’m a dummy who can’t understand Spanish

Totoro edit.

@colleenbb.bsky.social

Fuck cancer.

All the luck and hugs

Bearded dragon standing in corner of wooden enclosure on a hammock. Tummy pressed against wall, standing on back legs, balancing using tail. Also COMPLETELY ASLEEP. Beardies are crazy, yo.

My kids were dropping Ghostbusters and Princess Bride lines for years before ever seeing either movie. They were like, wait THAT'S WHERE IT CAME FROM?

Best of luck!

I know some people who need this sticker

Late to it, but just concluded first series of The Night Manager.
Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie? Yes, please.

Ok, so that's your sign to stay in bed today. Nothing else to be done.

Seriously though hope today is better

A pair of St. Brigid's crosses on a countertop, next to a mug. #SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland

For the uninitiated, these are Irish Throwing Stars, an ancient weapon wielded by St. Brigid during the 1916 Rising, striking fear into the hearts of the British, and responsible for the eventual smiting of both Cromwell and Thatcher.

And I had never heard of this until he sued. Streisand effect is real.

That headline reads like something from the Onion

Ahhh the worst

a man in a suit and tie is screaming internally while standing in a room . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is screaming internally while standing in a room. Man = Mycroft Holmes played by Mark Gatniss who is at least half responsible for the DISASTROUS finale to Sherlock.

Started a Sherlock binge during snowmageddon this weekend -- first time watch for the girls, second for me. We finished season 3.

I kind of want to tell them, that's it. Can we ignore Season 4?
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Gah, why did the Sherlock finale have to be SO DISAPPOINTING.

Ugh the WORST

The Mandalorian giving tours in San Francisco:

This is the bay.

[laughs in oh God now it's smoking and I can't see]

She's 86? 🤯

... and yet, immune they will be

grilled cheese and tomato soup is ULTIMATE