Lincoln Grove

Good point. Corbyn and the red square background for starters.

From the days when Top Gear was about cars rather than lessons in how to be a wanker.

If it's on prime, it's not worth a dime.

Dream on...

I feel your pain. A hammer, big.

Moss and Mindy getting their first taste of the ocean. They liked it.

Also in this series is the DVD of The Wizard of Oz with a sound chip in the cover. It plagued me for years.

I've always found it quite easy to choose what to read. Something bonkers at the breakfast table is always welcome.

Yes, as many as it takes.

Hollow laugh.

Not just a good idea, well done also.

Infinitely better than the former.

With The Naked Gun back in cinemas this week, it’s a timely reminder of the importance of supporting decades-old satirical institutions full of in-jokes.

In completely unrelated news… IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK!

New issue in shops and with subscribers from Wednesday.

I tried to do it but it kept telling me that I didn't look like a real face. Feeling worried.

They should change their name to the Corporate Toady Party.

I’ve joined @ecotalk.bsky.social as their new Chief Ecologist , working to rewild , replant and reintroduce some incredible native species into sites across the UK . You can support British wildlife too , just switch your SIM to Ecotalk– where profits go to nature , not shareholders ! #ad

I've been with Ecotalk for about a year now. No problems and happy to spend my money with them. Good to have you on board Chris.

The problem with being as small minded as farage is that there's no room for such facts.

It would be better if nestle was a discontinued company.

I'd like to say that this beggars belief but it has always been like that. Those at the top walk free with healthy bank balances while victims wait their lives out for insubstantial compensation. How those who knowingly prosecuted innocent people can live with themselves is what beggars belief.

Dog Day.
Afternoon.

Here's Kooper and Fi, our new hounds, who get to enjoy the woodlands having been rescued from the menu.

I share a workspace with this. I hope they can play nicely. It's a beauty.

M.A.G.A The four letters of the apocalypse.

An influential film. I now own some woodlands where I like to plant trees.

Astigmatism?

Here, hare here. Ha ha.

This says so much more about the researchers than the bees. Horrible experiment.

If you want to turn up the volume, just try the equivalent in a shed.

He sounds like he wants to make a new Mar-a-lago there. Perfect end to our nightmare.

A shed in progress