Grace Jarvis

Are you a “warn everyone of imminent danger” autistic or an “infodumping at all costs autistic”?

Sketch written by @brainmage.bsky.social & starring @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social - background gremlin by @sararoseg.bsky.social

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polyester halloween costumes are to me what garlic is to vampires watch me hiss and run out of the room to wash the feeling off my hands

The Daily Tism News Halloween Special Podcast Episode · The Daily Tism News (Audio Version) · 27/10/2025 · 26m

Well look what we have here! It’s only The Daily Tism’s sketch show, back in audio form with a spooooooky Halloween special!

In this episode, an autistic ghost has some unfinished business, Dr. Frankenstein makes a terrible mistake, and we take on THAT “I Am Autism” ad. Enjoy & tell everyone!

you should be allowed to take a break from sweating while you’re on holiday

you should be able to smoke weed with your dog

my most prolific hobby is moving an ice pack around to different parts of my body

I am once again at the shops looking for a face cream that will change my life

there’s no way to make this a functional technology, but I wish there was a way to completely block my access to TikTok on my phone except in the instances that I have to post something or that I’m having diarrhoea

why is there no ABC miniseries about the woman who married Morris Gleitzman and then after they broke up went on to marry Paul Jennings??

love when porn websites advertise “Australian Girls” as exotic yeah I’ve met Australian girls - country road bag, "here if you need," who bought pineapple cruisers, let’s go smoke down the servo - that’s them

depending on the kind of media you consumed as a kid you either thought you’d have to deal with a lot of quicksand as an adult or you thought you’d have to pour a lot more boiling oil on your enemies

can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure the people who work at those little booths in shopping centres and apply phone screen protectors without bubbles all day are more skilled labourers than literally every architect

let the soft animal of your body get stuck in a blackberry thicket

when I was at uni I read a news article about a guy who ate a slug on a dare and became paralysed which is a really sad story, but now every time I see a slug my brain tells me not to eat it, which is crazy, ‘cause that was never my instinct before

here I am, on public transport, catering to the male gaze

I do not have kids, but I do have a lot of tabs open

who up twitching their limbs

the feminine urge to bundle your hair up under a hat and pretend to be a cabin boy aboard a sailing ship

my favourite Shakespeare play is The Tempest, because I am also a young girl who likes to walk along the beach just muttering to herself

my head is obsessed with having an ache

I live with a constant dread of the day I wake up to a National Geographic cover of a turtle with a tampon string poking out of its mouth and the global media starts blaming women for climate change

you haven’t been bullied until you’ve been “your laugh is annoying” bullied oh you mean the demonstrable evidence of my joy!!! you’re right I’ll shut that down

I’m worried all the lolly snakes I’ve eaten in my lifetime are forming a rat king situation inside me

my parents used to have to bribe me to play team sports with hot cinnamon doughnuts like a cartoon policeman

a dog at the pub is one of the world’s greatest pleasures and should be in the bible

you’re so right, thank you for your service

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have a crush on a comedian you want to do comedy

I need a chiropractor to wring me out like old timey laundry press I just want all my joints squeezed out of me into a river

I really like art that involves little woodland creatures participating in human activities so sue me

cancelling plans because I have to look long into an abyss