amateur dentist

hurled into a toilet one hour after this

carpet Kevin goes to goth nights and lays near the bar. I loathe him.

oops got too tipsy at the rehearsal dinner and fell into a candelabra

24 hours left to break this happy couple up.

This is so dark but I have tried to hold out hope that the couple getting married in LA this weekend break up with enough notice that I can go to ink and dagger in Philly.

I consider the year I spent at skidmore college trapped in a double with a roommate who only owned, and repeatedly played YELLOW SUBMARINE and the THAT THING YOU DO soundtrack nonstop, situationally induced psychosis

your dog in a wig

You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off

I only need to keep dissociating for 3.25 more years and I want to thank the hard working people at love is blind who continue to pump out this shit for helping me continue in that endeavor

follow up: what the fuck is going on with Denver

THAT is a scene where I was actively on guard with any human I met. you are truly better off.
I never felt comfortable in that scene. death metal scene like a warm hug compared to Boyd Rice fandom

eh every scene has its problematic shit but usually the prevailing ethos in those subs are just a good outlet for angst
and I’m saying this as a person who has been a part of some very problematic scenes.
way more wary of someone into say, whitehouse & Death in June and those were some of my favs

this is why we need straight edge hardcore shit to come back or black metal. listen to bathory like a normal person amirite

my need to see a guy cry / scream in corpsepaint >>>>>>>> your wedded bliss

ink & dagger playing Philly on Halloween (the most me coded shit ever) but I have a wedding that day in LA.
I have never wished for a relationship to fall apart before but guess there’s a first for everything

nobody ever brings up that Jesus was a Capricorn

totally! I was very happily surprised with the community in Richmond despite how absolutely cursed it felt

it’s genuinely gwar’s bar. they play metal all night and have all the props hanging and have drinks called like FIERY DEMONS ASSHOLE or whatever

they kind of do

it only took one night at the screamo fest to give me a sliver of hope of coalition building and community
it was immediately ripped away shortly thereafter by a guy who insisted on showing me his sketchbook at gwarbar for the next hour

both my spouse and my best friend saw me eying a blue curaçao scorpion bowl drink for 6 people served out of a watermelon and said MICHELLE ABSOLUTELY NOT and I demand a new best friend and spouse

just say versatile / switch

rest in power, king

every morning I think “I get to talk to my mom today” then I remember she died quite suddenly 18 months ago, cry, take half a mg of clonazepam, go back to sleep and then go be other peoples therapist for 10 hours. LFG.

Fridays easily - lowest acuity clients with “technically this is a problem” ass bullshit.

the Jason Mantzoukis season is … incredible to watch - I don’t think they know what to do with that kind of energy but I loved it

one of the more embarrassing performances in TM hx. Bob Mortimer will always be the forever champion although Wozniak, Aisling and so many others make the entire enterprise a Good Time

wonder how this guy’s day is going

A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy

mix of bikini kill and skinny puppy 🙋🏻‍♀️