Clayton Hove

Donut Master is a:
a) donut maker
b) superhero
c) rapper
d) police commissioner
e) 1980s teenager in a parking lot with his big brother’s muscle car

“Well?” — Frittata

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Tap Tap Bonk a la Whisper

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Well, I got the front yard mowed, but the rest will have to wait. Hella grody air. #northdakota

I adjusted the coffee grinder setting away from Percolator toward Drip for somewhat coarser grounds to use for stovetop espresso and the resulting coffee no longer makes squishy slorpy sounds as I try to drink it.

This bigfoot needs a surfboard.

“You can wave a Bible or shout ‘Jesus’ all you want, but if you cheer for cruelty, excuse abuse, or celebrate the suffering of others, you've misunderstood the Bible and the main character.“

When your hotel room’s previous guest had an emotional support beaver.

The stance. The blep. The Siren.

What would you call Siren’s pose?

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“Herman will live indefinitely in your refrigerator.”

I remember Herman bread happening in the late-70s or early-80s, and our neighbor making a coffee cake or crumble-type thing with it.

Also trending for some reason around this same time, homemade bigfoot pillows.

It made me laugh, but I wish it had been done closer to the style of Michelangelo’s renaissance fresco and they had gotten the scale of the TP roll correct.

“Jeepers! Some owlhoot just flashed his niblets at the Mennonites!” — overheard at the 1935 North Dakota State Corn Show

“Is this coffee or did the Nissan finally get an oil change?” — Reynard

The comments.

Life’s easy, so long as you can speak Etruscan, read Rongorongo, are a competent foot archer and can levitate monoliths with your mind.

The Morning Formation

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Apple Music took me on a fun and sometimes rowdy trip after work today, spinning off from Terrorvision.

The town named by Mick Jagger.

We just can’t decide so we need your help. Do you prefer the photo of slacker Siren or charm school Siren?

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The inaugural decor piece for my office wall.

I thought Flash Gordon was what Batman did to the police commissioner on slow nights.

When you realize it’s Friday.

Morning thunder.

The weather, not the tea.

But adding the tea would make it even better.

Bar soap is rebranding as gastropub soap.

Melba detects possible not-great weather for later tonight.

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Thank you, Luigi’s Ice Cream, for getting your modified Kei truck up the hill to KX News!

I chose a Nestlé Toll House chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich because my occasional Washburn stop on my Bismarck-to-Minot-to-Bismarck road trips no longer has them and they are the best.

This is good stuff. You get that 1/2 second of fruit notes typical of habanero before it punches you in the face. Leaves the roof of your mouth tingling.

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

Gustav is one with the universe.

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