Theyβve watched way too many Rambo movies
03.03.2026 17:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Theyβve watched way too many Rambo movies
03.03.2026 17:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They have none to find
03.03.2026 17:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man, sheβs going to need to kill like 3 puppies after work today to relax. Such tension.
03.03.2026 17:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The art of denying reality
03.03.2026 17:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His makeup artist should be impeached
03.03.2026 17:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs a good time to focus on made up foreign adversaries when:
-Youβre credibly accused of pedophilia
-Youβve taken away womenβs reproductive rights
-Your population is suffering and dying without modern healthcare
- Youβre stealing money hand over fist
Nothing screams moral authority like a five time draft dodger sending people to war for absolutely zero reason
03.03.2026 12:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what a lucid leader sounds like
03.03.2026 12:13 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, Iβm sure this will be take. Super π³ seriously
03.03.2026 12:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reminds me of a Jack Johnson song βIβve been sitting, waiting, wishingβ¦β
03.03.2026 12:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our leader is literally talking about g about how great his drapes are while heβs bombing children overseas. π€―. Make it make sense.
03.03.2026 12:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Curious, does making the rest of the world unsafe for Americans constitute winning or was that just a happy accident?
03.03.2026 11:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs what Nixon said about Vietnam
03.03.2026 00:35 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Are fake bone spurs hereditary?
03.03.2026 00:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Department of Soulless Ass Holesβ would have been even more accurate
03.03.2026 00:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Adult diaper changes arenβt quick
02.03.2026 17:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs drunk again
02.03.2026 17:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For him itβs a game, like Monopoly. For Pete, itβs a drinking game.
02.03.2026 16:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs just counting his bribes
02.03.2026 12:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They donβt care. Law is not βtheir vibeβ
02.03.2026 12:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Try an fβing library
02.03.2026 12:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Morning reminder: Weβre spending billions to shower missiles across the Middle East today and millions of Americans still donβt have affordable healthcare. And our leader is a pedophile.
02.03.2026 12:21 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Look at this and then tell me itβs not just a game to him and Pete Kegbreath
01.03.2026 15:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bomb them to save themβ¦another Nixon parallel
01.03.2026 00:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And just like that a new generation of hatred against Americans across the Middle East is born.
01.03.2026 00:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He should keep his lazy eye on her himself
01.03.2026 00:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congress. Wake up and do something for Godβs sake!
28.02.2026 13:32 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs getting Jackass of the Century
28.02.2026 13:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs time to hunt The Witch
28.02.2026 13:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So true
27.02.2026 19:42 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0