Damo

Dear Newsweek. Oh please do fuck off.

Yeah but... If you ain't posting on X you must be hiding something. Weirdo. 😉😂

Any update on Dubravka to Burnley as a starter or was that just people being hopeful?

Shame - a great enabler.

Don't be greedy 😂

Done myself a Salah, Haaland, Palmer, Watkins draft. Which may just about work if Dewsbury-Hall starts/becomes nailed at Everton, same for Guiu at Sunderland and Harvey Elliot anywhere! A lot of ifs there! 😂 #FPL

I was thinking the same thing

That is written so misleading you (deliberately I presume) - the first paragraph of the article undermines the post.

So if your drugs used to cost $100, you can now pick them up and your pharmacy will also give you $1,400? Trump da man! 😂

I wonder how it would be recieved by the Administration if random Americans started to be disappeared in other countries...

I had been playing around with something like this. It’s the inevitable Salah first game hat-trick that scares me.

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This is err… Obama’s fault?

The man in need America is calling out for is weirdly, Rupert Murdoch. Trump won’t be ceding power unless Murdoch puts the full force of Fox against him. Very strange times.

I was literally watching this as your message popped up on my screen! 😂😂

www.instagram.com/reel/DMK0bpR...

Sure - but I woulda thought more competition for attacking spots at Liverpool? Just seemed weird to me that both are new to Prem yet in FPL land one seems close to essential, the other wait and see.

I see what you did there 😂

Why is Gyokeres considered risky for GW1 and treated as a wait and see, but Wirtz seems to be in most squads? #FPL

What about giving him the Peace Prize and labelling it the Most Peaciest Peace Prize Ever in History… on condition he fucks off.

Pretty sure Good Life was a bigger track in the UK at the time. Paradise was a great album

That’s long way to ask Murillo v Munoz 😉

“Mexico will continue to pay” 🤔

Surely that response is satirical. Right? 🤦🏼‍♂️

Read AI is pretty good at that for Teams calls. Misses a fair bit in the full transcripts but the summaries are quite impressive.

I would say its a bloomin' great day to be Jessica Tarlov!

I fucking hate Copilot.

Copilot is the slimy goodytwoshoes teachers pet nobody likes.

ChatGPT is your mate.

Grok is the racist bully everyone avoids who cries every night cos his Dad beats him.

Gemini goes to a different school. They might be OK but you don't really know them.

With that face, you wouldn't let Emil Bove babysit your kids would ya?

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(I think).

I gotta say, American Christians don't seem very, err... Christian. 🤷‍♂️

As us Brits would've called him at school: Full Suit Wanker!