Snorkbox

Donald Trump grew back part of his body, and the LEAST vocal about it are the folks who never shut up about "lizard people."

How I know I'm slowly embarking on a villain arc.

I heard "jewel heist" and I'm like "hell yeah, finally some good news!”

Normal people are care and cry reacting and I'm over here like, "I fucking love a heist!” and rubbing my hands together.

The people who are currently protecting pedophiles can't tell the difference between teenagers and grown adults re: a group chat.

Color me surprised.

RFK Jr. Doesn't believe in experts in science and medicine.

I look forward to him eschewing all of that Kennedy power and money in favor of a back alley hobo surgery.

🤞🤞🤞

I wish RFK Jr. A very Candida auris.

Won't Kai just take this poor man to feed the ducks or something?

What's the presidential equivalent of letting your little brother hold a disconnected video game controller?

Social skills are stored in the foreskin

Can't believe I saw a stand-up comedian simulate fellatio on a microphone. I'm shocked. You can only get away with that kind of behavior if you're a presidential candidate.

Now That Trump Has Banished the Woke From Science, This Truth-Telling New Scientific Paper Reveals What COVID Vaccines Actually Do to Children A pair of new scientific papers flagged by Ars Technica has revealed what COVID-19 vaccinations actually do to children and teens.

futurism.com/neoscope/pap...

"So I started doing the joke and it fucking murdered."
- Bill Burr

Neat.

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell This should not have made me laugh As a scientist I can confirm

Happy October!

Me: "Why is RFK so obsessed with autistic people?"
kid: "Maybe it's his special interest."

You know every time RFK Jr. Says "full-blown" autism, he's using every fiber of his being to not say a slur.

Someone at DHS doesn't know diddly dick about Nintendo

A corgi, presumably full of sin

All dogs do not go to heaven. My dog did not make the cut and will be hanging out with me and the rest of you scumbags. Look at this degenerate heathen.

I wish RFK Jr. had been afflicted by a tongue louse instead.

Trains were already cool. Now they're cooler. Thanks, Tylenol.

I need this rapture bc I'm trying to duck my HOA. These pious mfers are still pulling weeds like someone is gonna be around to care.

I need this. The pollinators need this.

If anyone is wondering, I am also accepting cash apologies for perceived slights.

I've been contemplating cancelling for awhile anyway. #hulu #disney

When it happens, it's possible that it's funnier to just not acknowledge it at all.

"Not all homeless people deserve involuntary lethal injection" is one hell of an apology.

I'm not sad about the death of the guy who said women should only be concerned with children, cooking, and church, treated gay folks like criminals, and thought that certain races were inferior.

And his little mustache looked ridiculous.

Not to brag, but I also have Wide Covid

Is it time to give up the idea that every young person has to go to college? Some thoughts... https://robertreich.substack.com/p/four-years-of-college-shouldnt-be

My neighbors are gathered around a George Foreman grill that they have relocated to their backyard.

It is my favorite thing.

He certainly did!