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Natalia Witczyk

@nataliavv.bsky.social

SEO by day, meme lover by night. Blueskying from China.

785 Followers  |  190 Following  |  157 Posts  |  Joined: 06.07.2023
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This is the problem. The deadline is end of month. This means the stroke of genius probably is going to hit tomorrow PM. Or even Saturday morning.

I'm almost there.

26.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

...who knew that you are supposed clean a dishwasher?

Well, guess who does now.

26.02.2026 08:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tomorrow, Feb 26, live
5 hours of SEO in the age of AI
Year 2026

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25.02.2026 10:41 — 👍 11    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1

This week I am drowning in deadlines, while procrastination hits really hard...

...but windows are spotless

24.02.2026 11:44 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Ramadan Mubarak to all my connections who are observing! ❤️

17.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think *almost* everyone worthy of reading has left X already a while ago, so your voice, however reasonable and "needed" wouldn't have enough power to get to enough people and change enough minds. You would be drowned by bots and fascists. IMO not worth it.

16.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One day you're worried that no conferences will invite you to speak this year, and the next 4 different event organisers get in touch within a span of 48h!

Life of an SEO is a rollercoaster 😍

11.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no! Animos! :(

09.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is adding "I don't know" to my content a ranking factor? :)

04.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No bigger compliment in this world than being hated by Elon

04.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

I am quite shaken about the Epstein files. Specifically about the fact there's no real consequence.

If nothing happens now, it means that the whole case is going to be normalised. There's either change or normalisation, nothing in between.

And we've only seen 1% of it all.

Disgusting.

04.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DoJ's message seems less like memo and more like meme

14.01.2026 14:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Amanda Nguyen: Blue Origin astronaut reveals depression after space flight backlash Blue Origin's all-female crew, which included scientist Amanda Nguyen, was launched into space in April.

My heart goes to Amanda Nguyen who opens up about her mental health after a massive misogyny suffered after her dream came true.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

30.12.2025 14:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mosquita Digital: International SEO Consultant Barcelona Welcome to the portfolio website of an international SEO consultant Natalia Witczyk, based in Barcelona, and open to new work. Get in touch!

Meet our sponsor
#seocharity conference March 25, 2026

@nataliavv.bsky.social

mosquita.digital

@fajela.bsky.social

16.12.2025 08:35 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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At least, for a change, it's not SEO that's dead... :D

15.12.2025 12:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#SEOcharity is a fantastic initiative ran by @antonshulke.bsky.social and @fajela.bsky.social. They are bracing for a tough winter in Ukraine where shelter animals need YOUR help and they are over $500 short as of today.

Please support them if you can, every dollar counts.

15.12.2025 11:34 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We should coin the term JavaSplaining 😂

21.11.2025 11:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sitting on a train home now, 20h later than the original plan, batteries fully charged.

22.10.2025 09:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was gifted a dinner voucher.

Used the gym twice, last night and this morning.

Had an amazing breakfast. For lunch, had the restaurant warm up leftover food I packed away yesterday at lunch.

Convinced the reception to prolong my late checkout to 4:30PM, so I can work the whole day.

WINNING

22.10.2025 09:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like to get my money's worth, that's no news. But today I feel like I climbed to a whole new level.

Booked an airport hotel instead of waiting for a late train home. Used some coupons and paid with accumulated points, so I've only spent 30 euros out of the pocket.

4* hotel with gym, real decent

22.10.2025 09:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am SO gutted to miss it! Sounds like the best event and the lineup is 🔥🔥🔥

09.09.2025 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'd pay good 💰 for a centralised dashboard that'd give me checklists for life admin, from everyday bills, insurance of all sorts, to tax stuff - so I have one long list of all things I should be taking care of.

All T&C's in one place, with AI summaries to tell me what to use in which case/emergency

09.09.2025 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry to hear, the missing bits are the devil. Hope you can sort it soon! x

09.09.2025 03:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This one always cracks me up as a supposed health claim.

9 out of 10 times it's simply full of gluten or fortified with gluten for the extra protein source - as were the instant oats my mom once told me when I told her I want to eat more protein.

09.09.2025 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
SEO Office Hours panel for 11th July 2025: David Carrasco Pamies, Natalia Witczyk, Michael Chidzey, Jo Juliana Turnbull

SEO Office Hours panel for 11th July 2025: David Carrasco Pamies, Natalia Witczyk, Michael Chidzey, Jo Juliana Turnbull

Before the break, two SEO legends - David Carrasco Pamies and Natalia Witczyk (@nataliavv.bsky.social) - joined Michael Chidzey and Jo Juliana Turnbull for #SEOOfficeHours.

📺 Catch the full episode now on our website, and 📅 add SEO Office Hours invites to your calendar!

05.09.2025 15:45 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Journalism Is Dead. Say Hello to Gournalism. John Botman For nearly two centuries, journalism operated under the assumption that truth mattered, stories should be original, and humans should write things for other humans to read. Quaint, right? ...

You wrote a great piece, quoted some great minds in the SEO industry and then slapped GEO on it and ruined everything 🤡

dejan.ai/blog/journal...

06.08.2025 04:19 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1
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PMO: Benjamin Netanyahu decides full IDF occupation of Gaza | The Jerusalem Post The Prime Minister's Office conveyed the message to the Chief of Staff: If this does not suit you, then you should resign.

Think about every pro-Israel person who denied this was the plan for the past 22 months; who gaslit you; denied this to you; pretended this wasn't the plan.

And then never believe those liars about anything ever again.

04.08.2025 18:31 — 👍 3972    🔁 1562    💬 149    📌 128

I say works / worked, as it worked pretty well until very recently, until we somehow decided that the big tech can just escape any established order altogether.

29.07.2025 02:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I totally agree!

Also, I absolutely hate that the word censorship is being thrown around today, which is such a low level populist claim... while the press law has been around for 200 years and it works(ed).

It's hard to imagine what's going to become of this world in the next 5, 10, 15 years.

29.07.2025 02:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is there insurance from AI-generated damages yet?

18.07.2025 05:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0