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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town

@lchupacabra.bsky.social

Cat5 elite, Spirit of gravel past, decaf enjoyer, trash food appreciator, tallbike enthusiast, look pro; go slow. Always anti-fascist.

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I'm getting a hangover just looking at that

05.03.2026 13:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

$7 for a liter of poor decision making juice

05.03.2026 13:31 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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two men are walking down a street with the words go back to stahlbucks ALT: two men are walking down a street with the words go back to stahlbucks
05.03.2026 13:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also:
I'm stopping
I'm going
You're a jerk
I have a car

05.03.2026 13:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And the whole rainbow of mRNA vaccines that were in the pipeline

05.03.2026 11:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a large metal container with a hose attached to it and a sign that says sc on it ALT: a large metal container with a hose attached to it and a sign that says sc on it

Me: stands up

My knees:

05.03.2026 05:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What have you done to help people today?

People you know.

People in your community.

People who need help.

What have you done to help people today?

05.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 17    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1

Attn @tomflood.bsky.social

05.03.2026 05:27 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

ah, the Jacksonville Excommunication

05.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 609    🔁 100    💬 24    📌 2

I've had my picture in Transworld Skateboarding

05.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pilot G2 all day every day and twice on Sunday

05.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-vp...

05.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Down here it's all brodozers that haul trailers cuz they're too jacked up to actually use for "work"

05.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So theoretically you could go get hammered at a bookstore

05.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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muppets fozzie bear and kermit the frog on stage ALT: muppets fozzie bear and kermit the frog on stage

Callbacks are a staple of comedy

05.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same energy

05.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHY DO THESE CYCLISTS INSIST ON RIDING WHEN IT'S SNOWY OUT? DON'T THEY KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS?

05.03.2026 00:06 — 👍 44    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0

I need that waffle maker

05.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And under no circumstances recall that Reagan sent Oliver North to Teheran with chocolate cake and missile parts.

04.03.2026 23:39 — 👍 906    🔁 209    💬 18    📌 3

I mean, i know they're ALL pros, but even with the draft can anyone aside from one or three guys really stay on that wheel?

04.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“Bring back laughter” laughter never went away, people just don’t think you’re funny

04.03.2026 22:11 — 👍 201    🔁 21    💬 9    📌 2

He's not wrong about crazy people with nukes tho

04.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait what

04.03.2026 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brown✅
Manual✅
Wagon❌

04.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me when I need pizza is a fact based feeling

04.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is standing in front of a bulletin board that says carol on it ALT: a man is standing in front of a bulletin board that says carol on it
04.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0