:)
29.12.2025 21:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0:)
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Listen, listen, dear~
Those (mr) beast takedown strategies don't write themselves!
Do they have a pokedex for merlins now?
29.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(2)
29.12.2025 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh. Two of them.
29.12.2025 12:29 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1:)
29.12.2025 13:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
[Awake, and Little Medusa is still throwing hands at A Certain Prettyboy]
See, this is why I say time does not exist for me!
Thats my cue to go dreamhopping again~
29.12.2025 08:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
See? Everything is business as usual~
[ there have been at least 10 geneva convention violations in the past 15 mins. ]
hey google how do i turn off the customer service filter on this email bot?!
29.12.2025 07:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ooh we're playing mysterious! right. right.
That's fun. I'm digging it.
...except I like my fingers complete and on my hands instead of inbetween a little beast's teeth--!
Buddy boy, I get curious, but I don't harm animals~ why throw out a cute little fluffy thing, anyway?
[ She absolutely knows Thats Not Just A Little Fluffy Thing. But hey. ]
Alright so if im you and youre me then who's driving the car
29.12.2025 07:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know what, I'll give points for the unapologetic approach.
29.12.2025 07:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Noooo~!!
...Well at least my face is intact...!
Maybe I should leave more dino nuggets out for the strays.
Okay what if I send him out to go kill the beast AND bring back takeout.
29.12.2025 07:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey so did you notice we maybe, like, look and smell alike, and like, like, yknow.
By transitive property of this-dog-hates-me-for-some-reason...
Listeeeen~ What can't be fixed by Dino nuggets and Jpop covers?
29.12.2025 07:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
....Hm!
...This is the part of the cutscene where I start to put together all the little pieces of the puzzle and fade out into someone else's flashback!
...ehe.
...do you want sauce with that?
Listen I dont remember signing The Boy up for animal taming classes
29.12.2025 07:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1[inching closer. and closer. now within patting distance...]
29.12.2025 07:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1(speaking into the intercom) Would the nearest Arthur/ia please come to aisle 5
29.12.2025 07:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0whomstdve
29.12.2025 07:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[shablam! a dino nugget! who doesn't love them?]
See? nothing to worry about~ I probably just smell a little funny to you~
where's the customer service hotline on this thing
29.12.2025 07:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I just GOT here!
[sounds of fire, screaming, and mayhem in the distance]
MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH (you now have dandelions growing out of your hair)
29.12.2025 07:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Has anyone lost a cat.
...dog?
...or anything else!
I don't judge exotic animal owners!
