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@cumcrack.bsky.social

The fish speak to me, they want me to do it they/them / 24

22 Followers  |  27 Following  |  42 Posts  |  Joined: 18.07.2023
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I'm so skibidi toilet! (A danger to myself and others)

19.11.2024 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My tum tum hurts from cheese rings

17.11.2024 18:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven't posted here in a second, just know that I am on the run for crimes you can't fathom

27.11.2023 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's okay because my doctor has thought me the waking powers of monster energy and now I feel more awake than ever before. I haven't slept for days but I feel more alive and healthier ever.

15.10.2023 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So tired but have to wake up early tomorrow for work

15.10.2023 19:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm a microcelebrity in the way that any time I'm introduced to someone they don't know who I am until the other person says "their cumcrack on twitter" and they go "OH I think i've seen your tweets!"

29.09.2023 14:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Agent Nama Jayden, FBI

26.09.2023 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking about Heavy Rain's VA specifically the way the FBI agent pronounces his name

26.09.2023 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The face he makes when he wants to bark at you for being in bed watching Saw 4

25.09.2023 09:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd be more concerned someone had empty water bottles everywhere in their room than beer cans

24.09.2023 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we feel the same!

24.09.2023 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The owner of this account has been found dead after performing a really cool stunt, like REALLY cool. We were wondering if anyone has anything nice to say about them?

24.09.2023 16:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shout out to the specific use of shadowbringers, the best expansion

22.09.2023 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got fired👍

22.09.2023 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pissing myself in work so I can go home

22.09.2023 15:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What if I got into Pachinko for real🤔

07.09.2023 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pachinko is taking my friends soul

01.09.2023 23:12 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

One more spin

06.09.2023 11:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*equips two torches*

03.09.2023 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh to be known as the esoteric fisher

25.08.2023 18:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reading about Daniel Johnston while listening to 1990 and tearing up

17.08.2023 16:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's so hard being a girl gamer in this modern society 😔

17.08.2023 14:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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First pic of my balls I've posted, give me your thoughts🙈

15.08.2023 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh...... Okay :(

14.08.2023 08:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're not safe, I'm here

13.08.2023 20:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Alcohol is a demon discover it shouldn't have to feel like this

12.08.2023 08:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm dying

12.08.2023 08:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh yes we are back

10.08.2023 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yue still haven't used my invite code, how dare they treat my blessing this way

04.08.2023 19:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0