alex

i feel like a fake south asian cuz never in my life have i had butter chicken

if i open tiktok to find one more song ive loved for ages being taken by bp addicts i will crash OUTTTTT

when ur watching a reality show and they vote out the only fine shyt 💔

i googled ts and didnt see a hyperspecific reddit post abt it from 10 years ago and also i cant sleep so im forced to post abt my tjoights again

does anyone else refuse to cry ever because theyre convinced that theres people watching them at all times and they dont want to look ugly in front of Them or is that just a weird habit of mine

godd why is it that when one thing goes wrong it feels like everything else is aswell

my sister stole my ds for like months and now i feel like i've been gaslit into thinking it was hers to begin with cuz why did i ask for her permission to take it back HELLOO I PAIS FOR IT

esp the nonchalant green one

tried extreme mode on pjsk for the first time never playing ts again ✌️

genuinely smartest thing ive ever thought up i fear i've peaked now

if alcohol thins blood does that mean if youre having a heart attack you should reach for a vodka

NOO I LOOKED FOR IT EVERYWHERE BUT I CANT FIND IT I THINK THEY DELETED IT

saw a peak chidi amd eleanor edit and saw this in the comment section IM CRYING why do ppl just get on tiktok and say the most embarrassing shit ever oh my daysssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭

when i bring george 11 leeks instead of 12 so obviously that means i hate his guts and want him dead

finally got xlov tickets but no one to go with

having green hair sucks cuz alot of clothes i find cool have red in them and i dont want to look like a walking christmas jumper so i have to skip em

why do eyebags look so hot on other people but they make me look ugly what is this discrimination

i mean all far right people are stupid wbk but its crayzee they dont even see it? poc ppl talking abt immigrants being a problem and women talking about womens rights while supporting a shitty party its so strange to see i cant imagine living like that😭😭

i feel so much secondhand embarassment everytime i see conservatives or reform losers do those street politic interviews cuz like they sound so stupid but they dont even realise and then they use big words to like try and sound smart but its all just waffle

it pmo so much when rich ppl have no sense of fashion if i was rich id be DROWNED in jewlery and fur and allat

why am i actually overthinking final boss

HOW QERE XLOV TICKETS SOLD OUT IN 5 SECINDS WHAT THE HELLLLLL

sick rn and j cant BELIEVEEE i have to just deal w it instead of having a romcom sick episode trope where my situationship comes over to take care of me

idk if she genuinely just doesnt get how i feel about it or if she just hates being with me one on one and i dont know if i want to find out

why does my friend keep inviting other ppl when i try to make plans with her as if she doesnt already know my social anxiety is REALLY BAD esp right now

enuf depression i need to lock in and start being funny again

can ppl stop saying that being evil ages you cuz i feel like i look older than i actually am but im not evil i justdont sleep or do skincare

this is a joke im not going to self diagnose from that one moment but it is a rlly funny memory cuz what was i on

i'm probably not autistic i say as i randomly remember this one time i had a girl over and she kept hitting on me and my dumb ahh didnt realise at the time and instead went on a long yap about my doll collection

can i get hit by a truck and isekai'd into a different universe already IM TIREDDDD