Joe Lopez

"There is no anti-venom to the poison of time."

She asked if I'd like to discuss quantum entanglement. I said no thanks, I don't like small talk. #illseemyselfout

"Be careful, my son. The way is twisty and full of churches." #RandomRoadDialogue

"It is said that the future is always born in pain. The history of war is the history of pain. If we are wise, what is born of that pain matures into the promise of a better world, because we learn that we can no longer afford the mistakes of the past." -JMS

"Sometimes, my wordplay takes on a life of its own and wanders off. But I'm OK with that…

I just say, "Carry on, my wayward pun." #wordplay #illseemyselfout

"One night, I decided to eat $90 worth of food at Waffle House. I left with arteriosclerosis and a black-eye."

We spend so much of our lives ignoring the tic-toc of the clock until it gets so loud we can no longer ignore it. #life #death #mortality

Welcome aboard! 🎉

Stay warm. Stay safe, dear lady.

Winter has finally come to Waxahachie.

Devil on one shoulder, an angel on the other. Sometimes, they meet in the middle and shake hands and do what needs to be done.

Today's challenge: say "juicy sushi" five times fast. 😁