warmyellowlight

perhaps you could try container gardening, in which you sit safely in a pot

I want very much to grow a bunch of roses but apparently they are a favorite snack of deer. I'm considering planting some just for the deer to eat tho

the sickos / yes ... ha ha ha ... yes! meme, which is a black and white drawing of a guy peering in a window and saying "yes ... ha ha ha ... yes!" his hands are on the window. he has chin stubble. his shirt is labeled SICKOS.

I genuinely love this for you

perennial gardening: the gardening you must do forever

I will neither confirm nor deny it

night cheerios

doggie perches on a present over a frutiger aero type background. text options: Accept Gift, Inspect Gift, Hear Messenger's Song, Reciprocate Gift, Turkey for Him. (invite messenger for a pint)

This is another periodic reminder to connect with at least 1-3 old broads. You won’t regret it.

D1415.2.6
Magic lute causes dancing.

I hope they do another one with that in it

1. when animals clean their feet
2. when animals do a dainty little step

Two stripes of colors: "Distinctive Lack of Hue" on top, and "Italian Roast" on the bottom. The name of both colors are written in a dotted font.

Distinctive Lack of Hue (#111816) / Italian Roast (#231216)

even better! we must find the brothers

they should really make this show

tagline for the show is, "oh, brother!"

this might be the one thing they haven't tried yet

excellent idea, perhaps there could also be some interesting ingredient challenges

a tv show... where the cooks... are merely children!

a tv show... where the "cooks"... cannot use a stove or oven... to prepare salads or possibly sandwiches

how about this: a tv show... where there are cooks... and they compete

🥲

YouTube video by Commercial Archivist Align Probiotics Commercial (2025-2026)

ok I found it, here it is

I wish it had been

heard an ace of base song in a commercial about taking probiotics to combat flatulence

An intricate wall sculpture by Amy Gross of moss and pink flora made from paper and beads

An intricate sculpture inside of a glass dome vitrine by Amy Gross of imaginative flora made from paper and beads

An intricate, all-red wall sculpture by Amy Gross of imaginative flora made from paper and beads

Amy Gross' lush works tap into her fascination with scale. In her practice, it’s “not about size. It’s about what is most important to you,” she says.

www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/02/amy-...

Courrèges (fall 2026)

Courrèges (fall 2026)

Courrèges (fall 2026)

Courrèges (fall 2026)

WHAT: Courrèges (fall 2026)

OCCASIONS: saying, “I don’t need anything from you,” in a way that causes lasting trauma or emerging from a revolving door in a way that causes revolving door sales to skyrocket

IF IT WERE A SCENT: fresh airplane interior

EMOTIONAL RANGE: next/next

Poem

In another life I was someone else.
I can remember everything,
but I don't understand any of it.
I don't speak the language.
My regressionist said that's not uncommon.
I don't feel as if this is helping me
decide whether to take the job in Denver.

The Here to Complain print zine is here! Shout out to indie press, Microcosm Publishing

It's official, our digital zine about workplace microaggressions is now coming to print with Microcosm Publishing on March 24, 2026! You can pre-order it now. This has truly been a labor of love, y'all. I'm so hype.

heretocomplain.substack.com/p/the-here-t...

I know all of this has been said before but hopefully somebody In Charge sees my two posts and finally goes, "hmmmm, not a bad idea.."

I'll take two please