lfgm

I met a girl the other day with a very convincing fake one

I'd be worried I would swallow that tho lol

doing an outfit test for the YYY cover show and uh wearing my packer with this metallic bodysuit might be hmmm um... distracting

well at least they have to play the canadian national anthem at the world series.

it’s fine it was supposed to be my shift anyway, watching sean struggle with a huge rush was making me feel guilty 😂

should have known better than to come watch the game at work, now I’m bar backing

hot tip if you ask a bartender for a cup of ice without ordering anything else they WILL think you brought outside alcohol, and snapping at them when they ask what the ice is for will not dissuade them from that opinion

ChatGPT is not doing the subway system too well.

Today's Classic Anime Girl is Sayla Mass, from "Mobile Suit Gundam" (1979)!

YouTube video by bellmetal a defense of messy music

I just launched a youtube channel with my first video essay:
A Defense of Messy Music, where i talk about hellhammer, the meat puppets, flipper, and why they're all so good

youtu.be/sj3JGR15zSY?...

uh thanks for the random inflation relief check gov hochul, im gonna save half and turn the other half into sushi and buffy tarot cards

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

yes! schedule permitting with halloween cover band practice lol

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

morrowind posting on main during the ep release show 🤫

i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl

Our first EP is out today, give it a listen 🙏

open.spotify.com/album/4kMR1u...

Out of Faith EP, by Weird Magazines 4 track album

and bandcamp friday goodness here:

weirdmagazines.bandcamp.com/album/out-of...

Our first EP is out today, give it a listen 🙏

open.spotify.com/album/4kMR1u...

we had a conversation at band practice today about what sports are filled with the most gays vs most straights and concluded roller derby is entirely made up of violent bisexuals (complimentary)

FRANCISCO LINDOR HITS IT TO THE SECOND DECK! 💪 #LGM

saw 'women won't date bisexual men' discourse on twitter today and that's just sad. y'all are missing out. i ONLY date bisexual men.

don’t get me wrong, bartending is hard as hell on my body but at least I usually love the crowd and my friends come by and I control the playlist and oh holy shit I didn’t realize how important rubber mats were before tonight oh my god my calves

I think I finally found the nightlife work I am too old for, and that is vending merch at an EDM show where everyone is under 25 and everything is loud and everything is dark and there are no rubber mats for my old feet

people talking about the holiday weekend and I genuinely had to look up what holiday it was, I have no concept of Monday holidays because I’ve had a Monday shift at the bar for four years

What a catch by Jeff McNeil!

I love birding but I hate getting up early lol so I don’t go do it much anymore. I keep a journal of species I’ve seen though, it’s really fun!

lmao my landlord is too lazy to show the other units in my bldg so he asks me to let prospective tenants in and the first thing i ask people is 'do you know this place is stabilized?' about half of them do not.

(i don't think the LL has tried to get around it but if he does, they are forewarned)

omg ipod shuffle just threw me the dandys cover of edmund fitzgerald, the world knows its rust belt time

lfgm but i was born on the shores of lake erie and require regular infusions of my native eastern european food

i have one singular goal tonight and that is to eat the cleveland themed pierogi egg roll at citi field